Safety first

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kidquetzal
Safety first

What are your thoughts on inflation safety. No no this isn't another one of "those" topics on butt hosing!

 

Like work safe inflation. Like girls in safety goggles and gloves to avoid any stray fragments causing injury. Maybe having designated popping areas marked off from traffic with signage and barricades. Wearing hearing protection is something I think has been overlooked too.

"U of A hearing experts Bill Hodgetts and Dylan Scott measured the noise generated by bursting balloons and were startled to find that the impact, at its highest level, was comparable to a high-powered shotgun going off next to someone's ear. It's amazing how loud the balloons are," Scott said. "Nobody would let their child shoot something that loud without hearing protection, but balloons don't cross people's minds."

 

In a lot of images and videos I see I am concerned there is always inadequate PPE. I think safety is important.

Margeret Moonlught
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I feel like you only really need safety measures for popping, And for that, You'd only really need a flippin' huge soundproof chamber. I'm talking at least large enough to house one Colossal Titan. This way, You'd have more than enough room to let them grow to their limits, With all the excess space reserved for those special few who can get absurdly huge of course. Plus, You'd get a nifty little viewing area to watch it all go down!

The issue is, The amount of money you'd need to build this facility would put you neck deep in the Russian Mafia, And then you'd have to hire someone to Hotline Miami their way to get your ass out, It's just a mess..

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kidquetzal

Alright. Maybe tanks equipped with huge bullet proof panels on their fronts that come forwards and encircle the titan. They then interlock their plates.

A fat little man wearing a safety helmet gets out of one and weilding an an oversized fluorescent megaphone in his chubby fist he yells at the remaining civilians to "please leave their belongings behind and exit in a calm and orderly fashion."

Lopni

We'd probably see roadsigns like this one

http://images.vfl.ru/ii/1507488302/273428d3/18917306_m.png

Margeret Moonlught
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Alright, Shut down the thread, Lopni wins.

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