or, "With Just One Breath, Do I Inflate!"
"I LOVE living on the coast," said Matt as he sat on the beach, his eyes darting around to all the soft, curvy, tanned, bikini-clad bodies that cluttered the sand. His gaze was equally attracted to the women's beach toys, his inflation fetish causing him to look longingly at the beach balls the college-aged babes knocked about. And he felt more than slightly jealous of the inflatable rafts in which they pressed their bodacious bodies and bounteous breasts against.
But then his attention turned fully to the beautiful blonde that had just set up camp next to him. Her bikini covered the right spots, but just barely, her hourglass figure set to pop out of the thin pieces of string that comprised her attire.
Matt tried to speak as she set her sculptured ass on the towel next to him, but all that came out was, "Hubba hubba."
Minutes passed as he struggled not to stare, hoping that, as long as he wore his sunglasses, she wouldn't know he was checking out her rack.
His lustful thoughts were interrupted by a child's crying. To the woman's left, a child wept over his deflated beach ball.
"What's the matter, honey?" the woman asked the boy.
"It's flat," said the boy, obviously not referring to her chest but to a withered piece of plastic in his hand.
"Here, I'll fill it for you," taking the toy from him.
I LOVE living on the coast, Matt reflected, as his dream of watching a beautiful woman inflate a beach toy was coming to life.
She took a huge breath, and blew into the toy, filling it up almost instantly. And while Matt loved watching the ball grow, he couldn't help noticing something else: As she blew, her chest seemed to expand as well.
Surely, that had to be an optical illusion. Yet the ball continued to inflate, and her chest was clearly growing in cup size. Matt kept waiting for the woman to take another breath, to see if her breasts would decrease in size when she stopped blowing, but she kept right on inflating the ball. One continuous breath that went on... and on... and on... The ball grew and grew, as did her breasts, stretching her top to the near breaking point.
Please please please, thought Matt.
But soon, all too soon, she stopped blowing, the beach ball nice and tight, much like her bikini top. She plugged up the beach ball, now a full two feet in diameter, and handed it back to the gaping young boy, who would later recall that he went through puberty at that precise moment.
"Wow, just one breath!" Matt finally spurted out, and not just in his swim trunks.
The woman finally turned to him. "What? Oh, yeah, that's always been a talent of mine. I can take really deep breaths, if I need to."
"Um,... Does that always happen?" he asked, gingerly pointing to her breasts.
"Well, yes, that's a side effect," she admitted. "Too bad it's not permanent! But then, if I didn't eventually deflate, my chest would be the size of blimps by now! Can you imagine such a thing?!"
Matt could. "You're not with anyone, are you?"
>>>>>>>>
"That was an interesting dinner, Noreen," he told her as they sat on his couch after dinner. "I particularly liked it when you blew a kiss to your friend on the street."
"Oh, you just liked seeing my breasts grow bigger!" she chided him.
"Yes," he said, not realizing that she was joking. "But the lesbian fantasy I had wasn't bad, either."
"So you really like watching them grow?" she asked.
He was pleased that her tone was more curious than accusatory. "Look, I've got a confession," he said. "Truth is, I have a MAJOR inflation fetish. I love watching things inflate, and, well... I kind of dream of watching women inflate, too."
"Soooo," she drawled, scooting over on the couch until their thighs touched. "What would you like to see next?"
"Hold on a minute," he said, regrettably tearing himself from the couch. But he was gone only moments before he brought in an uninflated balloon. Although it had been unused so far, it was clear that it would take a substantial amount of air to inflate it. "Would you mind blowing this up?"
"No problem," she cooed, taking it from him. "In fact, I can do it in one breath."
"THAT I'd like to see!" he said, laughing. Then he stopped laughing. "No, seriously, I'd really like to see that."
"Here goes," she said, and took a deep breath, already pushing out her breasts against her golden silk top. She blew into the balloon, and it grew huge almost immediately, filling out steadily larger. Meanwhile, Noreen's breasts grew, pressing tightly against the silk, until they burst through her top, the stitches on her bra snapping one by one.
The balloon grew to two feet across... three feet... four...
And then Matt noticed something else: Noreen's butt was lifting off the couch. It was slowly growing, right along with her breasts. Her thighs were plumping out, taking up more and more space on the couch, her dress pants tightening even further around her increasingly curvy legs.
The balloon reached five feet... More...!
BANG!
It exploded, and Noreen screamed with delight, breaking out into giggles as she finally exhaled. One breath is all it took.
"Wow, that was impressive," Matt said, trying not to sound overly horny. "Look at you! You're plumping out all over!"
"Oh, yeah!" she said, running her hands over her overstuffed clothes. "You have anything else for me to inflate?"
"I may have," he said, making no effort to cover his visible boner as he stood up from the couch again. He returned seconds later with a large pool toy, one so large that it took him a few additional moments to unfold it. "Try THAT with one breath!" he dared her.
"You think I can't? HA!" She put the nozzle to her lips and blew. The pool toy quickly took the shape of a fat dinosaur as she poured air into it. It swelled to two feet, three feet long in mere instants. Four feet...!
Defying all physics about equal and opposite reactions, air seemingly poured into Noreen as well. The breath continued, punctuated by the snapping stitches of her outfit, her pants shredding, her lucky, lucky underwear stretching farther into her nether areas, her "boy shorts" seemingly morphing into a thong in seconds. Her bra snapped off, exposing her glorious tanned mountains.
The dinosaur swelled to five feet... six feet... seven foot--BUNCH!
"Daylight come and me wanna go home!" said Matt. [Sorry, I couldn't resist--A.D.]
To his amazement and pleasure, Noreen's sides were bloating out now as well, her arms and legs getting puffier as the breath continued to blow the toy larger and larger. Matt stood up and backed away from the couch as the dinosaur got tighter and tighter...
Eight feet... nine feet... ten feet...
POP!!
The seam gave out on the pool toy, splitting it open. Similarly, Noreen was practically naked; only the shredded strips of silk indicated her former attire. She was now blimped out all over, from her cheeks to her puffy toes.
"Look at me!" she giggled. "I'm a fat balloon!"
"You're beautiful," he told her truthfully. He rubbed his hand around her extended middle. "Just how big can you get?!"
"I don't know," she said, still tittering. "I've never gotten this big before."
"Please, please, PLEASE get bigger!" he begged her.
"Only because you asked so nicely," she said. "And because it's fun. Watch this! I'll fill the whole room with one breath!" She took another huge breath, this time not exhaling but absorbing the air, and her body expanded all over, her puffy arms and legs virtually disappearing as she became a human balloon ball, round and full, and increasing in size at a rate that Matt had never seen a balloon inflate before.
With one continuous breath, her body surged, her face reddened but determined to accomplish her goal of filling the room. Matt backed out of the lounge as Noreen began knocking over lamps, tables, chairs, vases...
He could only gape as the hissing air continued, her balloon body getting closer and closer to the ceiling. Matt was eager to see her do it, though he knew his insurance probably wouldn't cover the damage if she destroyed everything.
She strained, the air pushing her ever outward. Closer to the ceiling she rose, closer... closer...
Matt thought, Would she POP?
And worse,... would he care?
But the question became moot, when her head touched the ceiling and the hissing gradually stopped, her globular body now filling his entire lounge area.
"God!" he screamed. "Thank you!" He rushed up and gave her body a squeeze, as much as he could get his arms around her, which wasn't much.
"Mmmmm, thank YOU!" Noreen called down. "This feels SO good! I've never had anyone encourage me to get so big. I was afraid most men would be disgusted."
"Oh, you could be ten times as big, and I wouldn't care!" Matt told her, pressing his face into her bloated flesh and closing his eyes in ecstasy.
"Hmmm, ten times, you say?"
His eyes opened. "Well, uh..."
"I can do that in ONE BREATH!"
"You really don't have to...," Matt sputtered. "I kinda just bought this house, and..."
But he heard her take another enormous breath. And he got the hell out of the way.
Her body surged again, and the ceiling collapsed, the walls gave way, the windows shattered, her body seeking more area in which to expand.
Matt stood on his front yard, watching his home collapse as Noreen's bulbous head shot through his roof. Disconnected pipes shot out water as plaster and dust clouded the air. And still the huge female balloon increased in size, until she was easily three times as large as she had been previously...
Four times... five... six... seven... eight...
"Oh my god," Matt said, standing back and watching as she stretched higher than the highest tree, larger than any house on the block.
The breath continued. She grew even larger.
Nine... ten! She had grown ten times larger in just one breath!
And then eleven times.
Twelve times.
Finally, she stopped.
Matt had to crane his neck up at her. She was simply enormous, larger than any parade balloon he had seen. She was bigger than his house had been by at least two complete floors.
"You like?" she called down.
She couldn't see him nod, but that's what Matt did, too stunned to speak.
"I'll take that as a yes," she said. "But you know what? I bet you'd like to see me get even bigger, wouldn't you?"
Matt nodded dumbly.
"Yes, I think you do," she said, basically talking to herself at this point. "Maybe you're even hoping I'll pop! But you know what? I'm going to get even bigger. This is nothing compared to how big I could REALLY be! In fact, I bet I could do it with ONE BREATH!" She began inhaling as she said, "Just... look... at... THIS!"
And then she blew, and Matt felt he was watching the birth of a planet.
She swelled even larger, one large breath pushing her to greater and greater heights, her skin getting more gossamer as she became more air than human. She lifted off the ground slightly, then gently rose into the night sky as she dwarfed the neighbourhood in size, causing a massive eclipse of the moon as she rose higher while filling more and more of the sky.
Matt had kept stepping back to keep pace with her, but he now realized that he was three city blocks from what had been his home. He could no longer see the top of her. He could barely make out the horizon of her sphere.
At last, she grew bigger than the entire town, all of whom rustled out of their houses to see the new planet in the sky, one that dwarfed the sun at its apex.
"Look at me!" Noreen shouted at the world. "I'm bigger than the whole town! I'm bigger than everybody! And I'm just getting started! I could be bigger than the whole country! Bigger than the whole continent!
"I could be bigger than the WHOLE WORRRRRRLLLLLDDDD!!"
Wait for it, Matt thought.
"And I can do it... in JUST... ONE... BREATH!!!"
The hissing air that filled her gigantic, mountainous shape sounded like a jet plane. Her body grew so large that spectators on the ground simply could not see the ends of her.
She grew larger than the entire country
She grew larger than the entire continent.
She grew larger than the biggest ocean.
And she grew larger than the Earth's moon.
And still she got bigger... and bigger... and BIGGER... UNTIL--!!
"‘Ey, wot's all this, then?" asked the policeman, tapping Matt on the shoulder. "Is that there your balloon, mister?"
"Um, yes, I suppose it is," Matt said, somewhat proudly.
"Roight! A ticket for you, then!" The policeman whipped out his book and began writing.
"A ticket?"
"Yup," the copper drawled. "Your balloon just knocked out hundreds of satellites, dozens of commercial flights, and, oh yes, disrupted the Earth's gravitational pull. Good luck getting a judge to overlook THAT." He handed the ticket to Matt.
Matt looked over the copper's shoulder at the oncoming tidal wave. "I HAD to live on the coast," he said, before he and his ticket were swept away.