Extra Credit

Today in science class, I'm the experiment. The teacher is going to show the class the effects of ten liters of Coke on the human stomach. My belly is so full, I think I might burst and I can hardly move. I can't stop, though, or I'll be in big trouble. The good news is, if I can drink these last bottles without exploding, I'll get an A. The bad news is, I'm going to need a new skirt.