Talk Show Bu(r)st Out

Date Written: 
07/17/2004

or, "Felix Says He Knows It's a Cheesy Title"

The stage of the Jenny Jones Show was so full of oversized mammaries that the audience could feel the tilt in gravity. "Welcome back to another of our very popular ‘Who Chest Is Best' shows," Jenny said to the camera as they returned from a commercial break. "On stage we have seven of the most well-endowed adult film stars, and things are heating up!"

Usually such banal statements from Jenny were meaningless; but in fact, things were getting tense as the seven competitive women looked down the line of mammoth breasts and shot each other catty looks.

"But we have yet another surprise," Jenny continued, and the seven busty women stopped glaring at each other and looked toward the stage door. "With us today is a very special woman, a newcomer to world of adult filmmaking and is the recipient of some very interesting new form of implants. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Nikki Coxx."

The audience clapped and hooted as the chesty Nikki came out. The applause clearly indicated that they thought Nikki was hot: an attractive redhead with full lips, long slender legs and a shapely butt... but the seven women already on stage just rolled their eyes when they looked at her chest, which was a mere B cup. So far, even the smallest-chested woman was a double-D.

The applause subsided and Nikki sat down between two busty blondes, Cassandra and Alexus, who eyed her warily.

"Now Nikki," Jenny began, "I believe you've had some very interesting work done on your body."

"Yeah," said Nikki in her tinny voice. "I got, like, these implants? I had ‘em put in my butt, my thighs, and in my boobs?" Every statement she made sounded like a question.

"A lot of women have implants," Jenny observed brilliantly. "Could you tell us what's so special about yours?"

"Well," Nikki went on, "they're supposed to, like, inflate? So I can, like, make ‘em bigger anytime I want to, and make them as big as I want to?"

"And how do they work?"

"Well, I haven't tried them out yet?" Nikki explained. "But this chemical is supposed to expand when it's exposed to an electrical current? So whenever I'm ready, I get hooked up to this electrical doohickey, and it gives me a slight jolt? So even though I'm only a B-cup now, after I activate my implants, my boobs will inflate to twice the size of any of these flat-chested bimbos."

The audience went "Oooo!" and the seven busty women made faces or shouted things at Nikki that were bleeped out by the program's censors. All except Alexus, who calmly reached into her little handbag.

"Are we going to see them in action today on the show?" Jenny asked Nikki when the audience and the women calmed down.

"Well, I'm supposed to wait a while?" Nikki said. "To see if there's any strange reaction? Cuz they're still kind of experimental?"

Alexus looked at the small taser in her hand, one that she carried to fend off men who got too grabby. She tested the button a couple times, nodding when she saw the familiar blue bolt that told her it was working. She then reached down and touched the taser to Nikki's ass.

ZZAAPP!!

"Like, ouch?!" Nikki shouted, sitting up briefly, unsure of what just shocked her. The audience had witnessed what Alexus had done, and chaos ensued as the shouting began.

But it silenced almost immediately when Nikki began to inflate.

There was a loud hissing sound and everyone gaped in amazement as Nikki's ass grew and her hips swelled, lifting her up higher in her chair. "Oh my God?" Nikki said as she watched her lower half fill up as if being pumped up by an air compressor. Alexus watched calmly, nodding in satisfaction.

"Are those your implants working?" Jenny asked, as if there were countless other reasons why her guest would suddenly be plumping up.

"Like yeah!" Nikki said. "But they're not supposed to get too big? They should be stopping soon?" But the chemical implants, once started, did not seem interested in stopping. Her ass and thighs continued to swell, accompanied by an audible hiss. Nikki pressed her hands to her thighs, as if hoping to stop them from swelling. But they kept growing and growing.

"They don't seem to stopping," Jenny said, again with her keen eye of observation. "Are they supposed to be making you that big on the bottom?"

"Uh, no?" Nikki said, panic showing in her voice. "Like, I don't know what's happening?" The hissing continued as she talked, and so did her inflation.

"Did you know that Alexus gave you a taser shock?"

Nikki's eyes widened. Alexus put on a innocent look. "She what?" said Nikki, turning to face Alexus.

Before Nikki could attack, Alexus zapped her in the chest.

ZZZZZAAAAAPPPP!!!!

Nikki was thrown back in her chair by the powerful jolt, easily twice as strong as the previous zapping. Nikki shook her empty head to clear it, which took only a moment, and by that time, her attention was diverted to her chest.

Her breasts shot out from her tank top, blowing up like balloons under her blouse. The audience sat slack-jawed as Nikki's chest quickly tore through her top, the censors acting quickly to get black bars across her nipples, which were already the size of dinner plates, and swelling fast. Alexus just laughed as Nikki's breast swelled further, inflating so large that she did, in fact, surpass even the bustiest woman on stage. In fact, her mammaries were so large, she could no longer get her arms around them. And they got bigger. And bigger.

"Nikki, your breasts seem out of control," Jenny noted. "How do you feel now that you're basically a human balloon?"

"Like, fucking help me?" Nikki said, her face now mostly obscured by her increasing bust. She tried to peer out over her breasts, which soon swelled so big and round they blocked her view of the audience. Alexus and Cassandra scooted their chairs away, as Nikki's breasts were taking up more and more stage space.

"Would you recommend this implant procedure to a friend?" Jenny pressed.

"I recommend stopping these things before I explode!" Nikki shouted, lifting her chin in a vain attempt to look at Jenny over her expanding breasts.

"Is there anything you'd like to say to Alexus?" Jenny asked. "Would you like to tell her how you're feeling right now?"

"I feel like a fucking balloon!" Nikki shouted. "And if I get my hands on that bitch, I'm going to kill her?"

Alexus casually shocked Nikki again, and Nikki's inflation increased all over. The audience gasped while the other women on stage laughed at the strange scene. Nikki's breasts were now larger than her body, totally obscuring her from the cameras. Her inflating thighs totally covered the chair she was sitting in. To the home audience, all that could be seen were two giant round globes, inflating and inflating like balloons. Bigger. Bigger. Bigger...

"Please stop?" Nikki begged, knowing that she was pinned to her seat by her giant breasts and was totally at Alexus' mercy.

"Alexus," Jenny asked, "what do you think of Nikki's request to stop shocking her."

Alexus smirked. Then she zapped Nikki again, and Nikki inflated even faster. "Ohhh!" Nikki shouted.

"Let's hear what the audience thinks," said Jenny, stepping up to a young black woman who had her hand up.

The black woman stood up and shouted angrily at Nikki. "Girl, why you go and do such a dumb thing, blowing yousself up like that? Child, you're sick! You look like you're about to pop like a balloon!"

"I'm not doing it on purpose?" Nikki shouted from behind her giant inflating breasts.

But the woman went on. "All I knows is, you gonna be sorry for those implants, girl! You think you're hot stuff, inflating like a blimp and all! Well, you just go ahead and burst for all I care!"

The audience cheered, punctuated with "you go, girl!" and "yeah, go ahead and pop!"

"And what do you think, sir?" Jenny asked a young man.

"Yeah," said the man. "I just want to say that, Nikki, you're totally hot all blown up, and you can just keep getting bigger!"

The audience clapped again, punctuated with, "yeah, get bigger!" and "inflate faster!"

"Uh, hello?" Nikki shouted again. "I don't WANT to get any bigger? Someone please get me some help, cuz I feel like I'm gonna burst?" Her breasts were nearing the ceiling and protuding out over the stage. And still they grew and grew and grew...

Jenny smiled benevolently. "Well, you're just going to have to wait to burst, Nikki, cuz we have to do a commercial now. When we come back: Will she pop? Stay tuned!"

"What?!" Nikki said. "This is serious? I'm getting too big? It's going to happen soon? I'm gonna pop? Help me, I'm gonna burst! I'm gonna BURST!"

"Back after this," said Jenny into the camera, and then three things happened at back to back:

The applause sign lit.

The audience applauded.

And Nikki exploded.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

The building shook, and Jenny was knocked off her feet. A second later, the entire audience was drenched in the chemical implant that had just filled Nikki until she burst.

Jenny, still holding a live microphone, was given a massive electrical jolt when the liquid touched the electrical equipment, and the jolt was distributed throughout the audience, giving everyone a slight dose.

"Yikes!" Jenny shouted in pain. "Is everyone all right?"

But as she looked out in the audience, she noticed every woman was staring at their own chests. Every woman's breast in the audience began to inflate.

The seven wet porn stars saw their own copious chests expanding.

Jenny looked down and saw her own breast inflating.

"Well, it looks like we all got a dose of what Nikki got," said Jenny calmly. "It looks like we're all going to blow up like balloons until we explode! Can I get some feedback? How about you, miss?" Jenny brought her mic closer to a woman sitting nearby. The woman's breasts were growing so fast they easiry tore through her sweater.

"I just wanna say one thing before I pop, Jenny," the woman said, trying to push down her inflating breasts with her hands. "I sure as shit wish I got those tickets to the Sally Jesse Raphael show instead...!"

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