Bubblegum Dreamer

Have you ever chewed some bubblegum and blown it up? Normally the gum would pop before it could get bigger than your head, but what if you could blow it up bigger? In fact, what if you could become the bubblegum as it swells up?

You body would become thick and pink. It probably wouldn't get sticky, but you'd suddenly be much more elastic. As your insides simply vanish to be replaced with air, you start to expand from your belly outward. Soon, as you swell with the bubble you're also blowing, your clothes give out leaving you fully naked. And then, suddenly, you feel funny in your genitals. It turns out that they're transforming into the neck of a balloon. Elated with your metamorphosis, you blow the bubble bigger and bigger, letting the air within you multilpy and stretch your body to a pleasantly round shape. Suddenly, you feel your weight disappear and your feet losing contact with the ground. But that's okay, because for some reason a rope has been tied to the neck of your balloony body. Secured to the ground but still free to float, you blow more and more into the bubble, the two of you expanding to a blissful climax...

It would be a lovely dream to become a bubblegum balloon.