Looking to get inflated and popped explosively!

I'm looking for a partner today to inflate and pop me, it's not my usual goto but its what I want right now. Maybe a maniacal doctor/professor hellbent on destruction and is looking for a way to cause such destruction without being the one to blame. What sort of inflation? Well, I was thinking something along the lines of something highly explosive! If this is enough to get your attention, c'mon and message me~!