Dylan the Blimp
Dakota : You know, Dylan, we will make such an impression this year at the hot air balloon contest, don't you think?!?
Dylan : MPPHP MHPHMHPHPHPH MHPHHPHPHPH!!!!!!!
Dakota : Yea, i knew you would agree, girl! Look at you bloat, you start to resemble like a winner blimp already! Damn those tits, you sure had them extra elastic there, they bloat out like the best of balloons!!! *Poke Poke* And they still feel soft and rubbery, i bet they have room for far more much air than this heavy air tank can provide, i guess i'll hook you up to the heavier one, once this one is over...
Dylan : MPPHP MHPHMHPHPHPH MPHHPH MHPHPHP MHPHPHHPHPHHH MHPHHPHPHPH!!!!!!!
Dakota : Bigger? Is that what you said? You want more, Dylan? Sure, girl!!! *Cranks up the valve all the way* There, that should do it!!! Now you'll grow HUGE way faster...
Dylan : MPPHP MHPHMHPHPHPH MPHHPH MHPHPHP MHPHPHHPHPHHH MHPHHPHPHPH!!!!!!!
Dakota : Oh, you think? Nuh, nonsense, i think those bums have way more capacity than meets the eye, i mean damn, look at your ass, girl, it's almost half the size of the hallway, i keep bumping on your balloon thighs all the time, i should stick here to my corner if i don't wanna get injured or something...
Dylan : MPPHP MHPHMHPHPHPH MHPHHPHPHPH!!!!!!!
Dakota : Come on now, you, help me get her out in the open, *Smiles at you at the edge of the wall*, let's get this overblown sexy hourglass out of here before she brings the house down with her, i have five more heavy capacity tanks waiting for her in the outside...
Dylan : MPPHP MHPHMHPHPHPH MPHHPH MHPHPHP MHPHPHHPHPHHH MHPHHPHPHPH!!!!!!!
Dakota : Come on Dylan, stop whining already! I'm sure you can handle a lot more pressure than those little tanks, you prove to be the perfect hot air balloon girl, i'm sure you can handle 10 more times this pressure inside of your rubbery body... now that i think of it, you will not only win the cutest blimp prize this year, but also the biggest one as well!!!
And Dylan, kept screaming through the thick hose blocking her mouth, unable to move or care since she had long accepted her sister's plan and calmed down with her hand on her pocket, inflating larger and larger, the expression of pure apathy stuck on her puffed up face, as both of you tried to squish her out of the front door to the backyard where she could inflate at all her glory for the hot-air balloon contest, unconfined and undisturbed...
