Meditations On Popping VS Floating Away

“I'm telling you, letting them float away is vastly underrated.”

“Be that as it may, it still can't beat the feeling of having a boy pop from under you.”

“Oh come on, it's not that good.”

“It is! It totally fucking is that good."

“is it really?”

“Straight up, I will die on this hill. In an instant you go from that taut, round puffy body that you've been grinding on for however long, that kinda like latex-y tightness and consistency, to suddenly it instantly bursting apart into a million rapidly contracting shards. That plus the suddenness of the noise and you falling down onto the ground beneath them? God, like, actual heaven on earth.”

“Ok yeah, I'll admit that popping boys does feel more immediately pleasurable. Letting boys float away, however, is just way more like, fun in a non-sexual way, y'know what I mean?”

“I think I do, but go on.”

“Like, when you've got a boy on a string, you both know that at any moment you can just let go and that's curtains for him, don't tell me that isn't fucking powerful.”

“I mean I guess.”

“And the look on their fucking faces! that burst of surprise when he realises he's floating upwards, the redoubling of that surprise when he remembers that there's no ceiling, then him looking down and seeing you waving him goodbye or something like that? It makes you feel like such a fucking evil bitch, I love it.”

“Yeah, but feeling like an evil bitch does not an orgasm make, and if a guy can't even make me cum after being made into my plaything then honestly what's the fucking point.”

“I mean, you can, you just gotta plan things out a bit.”

“Is it really the same though? Popping a guy in the moment just has way more of a primal, sadistic kinda flair to it, yknow? You can't get that from just kinda deciding you're done and then getting rid of him after the fact.”

“But that's exactly it! It's not just about using him as a toy, it's about being so casual about it that you can just decide you're bored of him and let him go like it's not even a big deal but oh my god it is a big deal.”

“Still, it just kills the pacing for me, iunno.”

“Oh, valid. Still, there's situations where you can mitigate that, like if you play with him outside or something.”

“Go on?”

“Like you take him out into a back garden or a park late in the evening or something like that somewhere outside but like, relatively secluded. Pull him down, get on top of him, have your fun, and then just get off him and watch him drift up out from under you~”

“Ooooh, that does sound fun. At the same time, though, I think being outside when you pop them really adds to the acoustics, hearing that hollow BANG just like, ringing out into the night, god it's amazing.”

“Yeah, but if you do that in a park or something then suddenly you've got a fuckton of boy-shards to clean up, and I'm not getting hit with a littering fine just cause you wanna cum.”

“Good point, you kinda forget how hard it is to clean up when you've got that much space, indoors there's not exactly that many places they can realistically end up.”

“And that's another thing, imagine you're just doing this for the first time and you realise you've got that kind of a cleanup job on your hands, that's the kind of thing that really puts people off.”

“Oh come off it, you're acting like every girl you know, including us two, wasn't hooked immediately the first time they heard the sound of a boy popping. Just watching him float away, where's the hook? Where's the big climactic payoff? It's just not as memorable.”

“Speak for yourself, I let my boyfriend float away on my first time and I thought it was great.”

“Wait, really?”

“Yeah, I completely forgot what I was doing and was feeling around for my wallet when I realised I'd let go of his string. I looked up, saw that shocked expression on his face and I just burst out laughing, it was hilarious.”

“Oh my god that's amazing. My first time was relatively pedestrian. Saw some girls talking about it online, tried it on my bf in the heat of the moment, rapidly got more and more into it, popped him without even thinking about it.”

“Fuck yeah, classic.”

“Oh shit, I completely forgot.”

“What?”

“This has been great and all, but we still don't know what we're gonna do with him.”

“Oh yeah. He's been floating there for a good ass while now, hasn't he?”

“Sorry, I hope we weren't boring you or anything,we were just trying to decide what to do with you.”

“I'm fine either way.”

“Honestly, same.”

“I'll just pick one at random. You'll find out what's gonna happen to you around the same time as we do, doesn't that sound like fun~?”

“Fun for us, anyway, not so much for you.”

“Ah well. Whatever happens to you, either way…”

“Byebye~”