College Bust

Another day at college for me. It’s not that I didn’t like it, I just hated speech class- no, I just hated my teacher, Mrs. Karah Schwanz. Mrs. Schwanz was a mean hag. I was destined to fail her class until I got some outside help.....

On my way home on one fine Friday that Schwanzy (as I call her) didn’t ruin, I was passing by The Realm. I had never noticed this store before. I went through the door. Books, staffs, and bottles of all colors were all around. So called shrinking potions, love potions, amnesia dust, and many more were in front of me. How the hell could have I never noticed this store and why the hell would I believe in this stuff to work? Scanning the bottles, I came across one entitled B.I. pills. I picked it off the shelf. “WARNING: CONTENTS CAUSE EXTREME INFLATION IF SWALLOWED ” Okay, that would really happen. I can just see Schwanzy swallowing one of these and blowing up like an oversized balloon. Yeah, ok..pff.. an idea struck me I slip Mrs. Schwanz one of these pills and instant blimp and then I could threaten to pop her if she didn’t pass me. I’m not normally this kind of person, but these are desperate measures. I waltzed to the register and paid the $25.99 and left with the B.I. pills.

I got home and carefully concealed my “treasure.” I began to wonder would it really work or did I just throw away $25.99? Trying to be an optimist, I thought of a plan on how to get Mrs. Schwanz to take the pill since I couldn’t do it the obvious way. I only had a week left before finals to figure something out. Days and nights passed by with no resolution. The week of finals was upon me. I thought of having to repeat speech with Schwanzy and giving the U another $185 dollars for those credits. I remember the “treasure” I still had. I’ve gotta try this, it’s my only hope.

Waking up the next morning, I could hear the Rocky theme in the back of my mind. I laughed and was in a good mood unusual for me on a day of finals. She was my last final and I studied my ass off in hope of doing decent to bump that 69 to a 70. I got into the room and sat down placing my backpack down with my secret weapon. I took the final and left knowing I would come back later for other reasons. Her last final was listed on the school computer system at 3 o clock that afternoon. I’d be there.

It was 3:10 and I was at her door staring in at her sitting behind her desk. She was marking away on the finals with a look of frustration. I approached her desk as she looked up to see me.

“What can I do for you, Mr. Cook?”

“I came to ask if you had graded my final,” I asked nervously.

“Oh yes, it was a good topic, but unfortunately you lacked direction,” she replied.

“Did I pass? ?” I exclaimed.

“No,” she coldly responded.

My head went down to see her open Diet Pepsi. This was it I slip the pill in and she drinks without knowing. I just need a distraction. I knocked a pencil on her desk over. I went to go get it, but she was beating me to it just as I wanted. While she was bent over, I slipped the pill in her can.

“Bye Mrs. Schwanzy, I guess I’ll see you next semester,” I said.

“Hopefully your results will be better next time around Mr. Cook,” she replied.

Minutes passed outside her door, as I watched through the small window. She tossed the can out and I waited and waited. Nothing was happening. Damnit She sat back down marking at a furious pace. She looked up briefly to see me in the window. I thought about bolting, but I couldn’t move. Schwanzy was coming towards the door with a disgruntled look on her face.

She stopped and suddenly began inflating It worked Her blouse came untucked from inside her pants as her small belly bloated. I ran into the room and locked the door. Her hands rested on her expanding torso until she felt her pants get tight. She shouldn’t have worn such tight clothes to begin with.

“Mr.Cook, HELP ,” she exclaimed.

I didn’t move an inch as I watched her fill out. She knew I had done this to her, but no words could escape her mouth. The buttons on her blouse shot off revealing her bra and her pants button shot off at the wall. She grew bigger and bigger. Mrs. Schwanzy was becoming a helpless ball and I marveled at her. Soon she was on the ground and still asking me to help her. I reminded her of my grades and the inconvience they were. Her pants began to tear. RRRRRIPPPPP And she was only in her bra and panties now. This was a weird sight, but I was on a mission. She was expanding rapidly almost filling the entire room. I asked her if she would change my grade in exchange for her once slim figure. She refused and minutes later was shards of her former self.

I did wind up passing because our teacher Mrs. Schwanzy had passed away. Things are looking up for me, especially with these pills. Now to work on a girlfriend......