Blueberry

Candy was a beautiful woman. With a trim frame, elegant locks of black hair, dark eyes, and a strong, if angular, facial structure, she was not only every man’s ideal arm candy, she was also clever, witty, and knew how to read a person well. It helped when choosing dates or shooting down the stereotypical ideals of those who assumed that a girl could not be beautiful and intelligent.

As I tried to open the door to the local joke shop i found that it was locked. This was really weird for a thursday afternoon, the window bars werent even down yet so i knocked on the glass. A small elderly man walked out from the back with a disturbed look on his face. He opened the door and spoke.

"what do you want?!" he growled

"I wanted to come in and look around to find something but the door was locked..are you closed?" i asked.

His face contorted like he was sucking on a lemon

"well the door is locked isnt it?!" he asked angrily.