Heh, Miss Balloon's topic gave me an idea for a fun reversal.
I've had a bit of writers block for a long time now, and I've been trying to rid myself of it. Think of this as a creative excersize.
If you give me a brief description of your appearence, body type, personality and demeanor as well as your preference as to consensual or forced inflation, I'll come up with a short (and hopefully entertaining) description of how I would blow you up.
Feel free to give out specefic requests as well!