Female Inflation

“Ms. March, you have to lose weight.  Your blood pressure is too high, your knee and hip joints are going to wear out and diabetes is almost guaranteed.” 

That’s what her family doctor had told her.  She only came to see him about a sore throat, but Mandy March knew he was right. After all, she was 27, five foot nine, and she weighed 320 pounds. 

(Author’s note: Bob and Mary experimented with a substance called felium or female helium a few months ago.  Its floatation properties are twice that of helium, but half the density.  Not a lot is required to achieve human lift.  They also discovered that after a month of taking felium pills, their bodies had adsorbed the felium and could produce it at will.