Female Inflation

Now I know that once I start to tell you what happened you’ll never believe me, but I swear it is all true. All of it is true, really it is!

Despite living on campus, Katrina was going to be late for class if she didn‘t hurry. She had been studying late the night before, slept in through her alarm clock, her roommate hadn’t even bothered to make coffee, and now she had to rush to get out of her dorm and to her first class, all while being tired as hell. But lately Katrina was always tired, she wasn’t getting enough sleep, and it was all thanks to studying late and that reoccurring nightmare she kept having.

He sees her. She looks wonderful and it suddenly dawns on him how much he has missed her.

He notes her walking faster towards him, he picks up his pace. They are nearly running into each others arms. They collide and it is as if a nuclear warhead went off.

Suddenly something very weird starts to happen. She begins to swell. No it is more like she is inflating!

It started out slowly, he could see the confusion on her face as her cheek it started to puff out against his cheek, then her arms went a bit rigid around him.