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Blues, The

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As I tried to open the door to the local joke shop i found that it was locked. This was really weird for a thursday afternoon, the window bars werent even down yet so i knocked on the glass. A small elderly man walked out from the back with a disturbed look on his face. He opened the door and spoke.

"what do you want?!" he growled

"I wanted to come in and look around to find something but the door was locked..are you closed?" i asked.

His face contorted like he was sucking on a lemon

"well the door is locked isnt it?!" he asked angrily.

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Average: 1.8 (6 votes)

New Flavor, A

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Being the gum connoisseur that I am and blueberry being my favorite flavor, when Malabar came out with a "new, exciting flavor: a burst of blueberry in ever bite", I just couldn’t resist. I stood outside the newsstand eagerly tapping my foot as the man opened the shipment box, the first shipment to come to my area and I was right there at the front of the line, money already counted. I bought three or four packs of the gum right away and ran off with them. As I began the long walk back to my apartment, I opened the package and slipped the gum into my mouth.

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Average: 3.6 (5 votes)

Christie-DOA-pop2

Christie-DOA-pop2
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Average: 3.2 (17 votes)

Wonka Gum

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Wonka Gum
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Average: 4.1 (9 votes)

1252286514021

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Average: 3.5 (10 votes)

Christie-DOA-pop1

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Average: 3.8 (8 votes)

My Favorite Balloon Party

or, "Illogical, Gratuitous Inflation with Hot Celebrity Chicks"

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Average: 4.1 (24 votes)
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