Helium shortage!

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Inflate123
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Helium shortage!

I would not have thought it was possible, but there you have it. And what's more, based on this 2000 story from Wired, we knew it was coming. It seems our Russian friends are the only ones with a backup plan.

From the current story:

Quote:
"Physicists in particular tend to get almost emotional over helium," said Robert Park, a University of Maryland physics professor and officer of the American Physical Society. "Nothing is really being done to save helium from being lost forever."

Okay, fess up: who's been hitting the gas a little too hard lately?

Wolf

*blush*

Jimster280

This can only mean hyrdogen-based birthday parties.

And that can only mean tragedy.

hajile

...Or hilarity, depending on your tolerance to black humor.

doubleintegral
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I am exceedingly amused by this, and I can't fathom why. I don't know if it's the irony of the news itself, or the fact that you used an exclamation point in your title. I'm picturing one of those sensational newsreel movies from the 40s/50s, with the dramatic music underneath a Yankee accent narrating a news story. A newspaper rotates up into view and the headline reads: "HELIUM SHORTAGE!"

Hahahahahaha.

I need help.

Fairia
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Mining the moon for helium? How do we know it's not like the old theory that the moon is made of cheese?

darth_clone19
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Thats right, we dont know. They do.

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srflour

I haven't read the links yet, but I was aware that Helium in it's free state is quite thin on the ground, so to speak.

Being so light I would speculate that it tends to dissipate to, and beyond, the outer fringes of the atmosphere.

Saturation divers breathe a lot of this stuff. I hope they recycle it.

"Continue the research..."

Vertigo

I don't know how this reasoning could be possible, but I'm positive this is somehow Canada's fault.

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