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Sam shut the door to her apartment and plopped down on the couch after a long irritating day of work. She was an ordinary girl with a very attractive hourglass figure, dark hair and hazel eyes. She worked at a department store where she was always taking crap from a very demanding bitchy lady of a boss. She felt like she couldn't take it anymore so she sat and thought of ways to get her revenge for the way she was treated at her job. After thinking a while Sam decides the search the web for some unique ways to get back at her boss. She turns her ps3 on and goes to the browser and she comes across a site called Bodyinflation.org. "Hmm bodyinflation" she says to herself. "This could be fun" she says with a grin....
1. Sam finds a portable air compressor in her garage.
2. Sam decides to improvise with something while at work the next day.
Sam rifled through the boxes and various junk collected in her garage.
"I know it's here" she mumbled quietly. Then she saw it, the small air compressor that she had received for emergency roadside tire fillings. She slid the small device into a tote and brought it to work with her the next day, hiding it in the wharehouse of the store. All day Sam waited for that bitch of a boss, thoughts of revenge flashed through her mind as she worked quietly. Sam's ears pricked up as she heard a familiar sound, the staccato clicking of high heels, she was here, now Sam just needed to wait for the right moment...
I want you to shave your beard, nail it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow