Yes, summer is almost here, and you know what that means -- swimming! And you know what THAT means -- drowning! Unless you have inflatable swimwear as designed by inventor/futurist/humorist/full-time-dreamer Steven Johnson.
As usual, the commenters don't get that he's joking because the internet is serious business. But I thought we'd appreciate some of the visuals.
Wait until you see *my* inflatable swimwear!