My Girlfriend Literally Blew Up Like A Balloon

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BraBreaker
My Girlfriend Literally Blew Up Like A Balloon

*IF you think this is BS (which it isnt this actually happened 2 nights ago) please refrain from reading furthe A few nights ago, my girlfriend came over tomy house. We watched movies, and plaued a bunch of games. After a few hours, I accidentally grabbed her tits (she has HUGE melons) but she actually liked it. She grabs me, starts making out with me, and falls on top of ne  Shes the bigger kind of irl, but shes not fat. She has a huge ass and bigger tits so Im barely able to hold her body weight. A few minutes later, we're still all over each other, but shes getting heavier and heavier; so I throw her off of me. To my surprise, her whole front side (her tits and her stomach) is blowing up! Shes worried to death that shes gonna explode, and then all of a sudden RRRRIIP! Her bra ripped right off of her. We were thankful her butt dtidnt grow at all because her butt is so huge that there is stretch marks and dark spots on her pants. We were able to get all of thr belly weight gone, but she loved the feel on her tits so much, she kept them. I sorta like it too. ^^

So the question I have is..how do me and my girlftiend prevent this from happening again?

BraBreaker

Please pardon my grammar, pixels leaked out of my phone and it is hard to see the keyboard.

Blue_Eyes
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I think I just facepalmed through my head.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

Disgeek

smh

Blue_Eyes
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tdp

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

airtankgirl5
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Cool story bro.  *roll*

HeavyMetalBlood (not verified)

It's just the darnest thing when that happens...

sethshark
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2 panadol and a glass of water mate. In the morning everything should be back to normal

doubleintegral
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So the question I have is..how do me and my girlftiend prevent this from happening again?

Stop taking hallucinatory drugs and trolling the Internet.

Disgeek

Either that or quit skipping out on English class.

throwaway261

You know, that's just one of the problems with having a fetish so thoroughly entrenced in fantasy.  In the extremely unlikely event someone actually makes it a reality, we would never believe him or her.  At least, not without video.

Formerly known as unknown.

bloatingtillexp...
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O_O

-Just another weirdo

darth_clone19
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lol And she inmediately thought she was going to "explode". Plus you had to clarify, "hey whatdayaknow, my girlfriend actually likes me touching her". >_>

By the way, what's your age, man?

 

 

 

 

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happyguyprime

"...prevent this from happening again..." ... prevent!?!?! ... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!

Akronon

This reminds me of the scene from the 40 year-old virgin, where they're talking about what it feels like to touch a breast and Steve Carell's character interjects and says, "Yeah, it feels like a bag of sand."

All the pretty ones...

dave-31

In all honesty... I was conteplating scuicide tonight, normal 'me problems' not feeling pretty enough, will never be female, the norm for me... Somehow, and I will not question it, This post made me not want to slit my wrists;  Thanks random troll, Now I'll be up for a week decipherign what the fuck I just read.

We Are Dawn...

inflation-racer
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i do call BS on this... :/ its sad when people have there fetish on there mind 24/7 of what there imaged in there head is real.... for it to be that point... Lay off the fetish for a while

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