Looking for an inflator

I'm up for roleplaying if anyone's interested (probs want to check out my profile), I'm an inflatee so I'm looking for an inflator (or inflators) to blow me up. I'm not picky about setting or plot or method, I'm more than happy to try out anything you'd like. I'll literally be someone's balloon for hire to inflate to whatever size with whatever you choose to use. Just leave a message if you're interested or PM me if you'd prefer that. I don't mind just chatting either.