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I smirked, peeking over my newspaper as I watched you for a nearby bench. Deciding to stop at a local cafe for something to eat with a buddy, the two of you sat down to enjoy your meal. Little did you know when you werent looking, I slipped an extra ingredient into your drink. It added a hint of blueberry flavor to it, but I wouldn't think you'd notice. And indeed you didnt. My smile grew as I watched you down nearly half your glass. Any moment now, I thought to myself. As if on cue I saw your skin beginning to turn a shade of blue that deepened with every passing second. I saw your friend point it out to you, and chuckled as you held your hands up as they turned blue. It was now your belly began to push against your shirt. I saw you stand up in a panic, holding your gut as it rapidly began to fill with juice. It wasn't long before your stomach was pushing out from under your tightening shirt. A few people nearby wher enoticing and pointing at you, whispering quietly to each other. Bigger and bigger, your belly bulged and sloshed forward as you swallowed more and more juice. YOu felt your pants tighten around your waist as other parts of your body began to expand as well.  WIth a small "ping" sound your friend had to duck to avoid the button of your jeans as they burst off, allowing your belly to push out even more. I set my paper down and made my way over, whistling a happy tune. "That stuff sure hits you hard, doesnt it?" I asked, seeing the confusion on your face. I push you back onto your chair, your growing ass bulging over the sides of the chair. Your growing body was attracting even more people now, and a crowd began to form around you. " Looks like your a big hit, both literally!" I said happily, giving your belly a slap as I felt it push out against my fingers. Your movement was getting restricted as you wobbled and slohsed in place. You began to round out more at this point. I noticed a few attractive looking women giggling and pointing at you. Turning to look I saw an impressive sized blue bulge in your pants. " Hey big guy, looks like your impressing th eladies at least. But who wouldnt be impressed with your size?" I teased, poking your body, hearing juice slosh around inside of you. The crowd began to encircle you, drawing closer as a few wanted to feel your body for themselves. " Well, my work here is done. Enjoy yourself now, you hear?" I said, giving your body one last pat before I pushed my way through the crowd, leaving them to do with you what they pleased.

Been a while since I've done these so it might not be to great. But hey, I gave it a shot

I don't know, Torgo dying in slow motion has a certain Peckinpah feel to it. Just saying.