Questions about Blueberry Inflation

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The Blue Reaper
Questions about Blueberry Inflation

1) what the hell causes it. Like scientifically.

 

When I was five I contracted this fetish when I saw the Charlie Blueberry inflation for the first time. I was wondering if there's a scientific answer to what triggers the brain to have this attraction.

 

2) Should I ever tell anyone I have this?

 

My parents were never understanding about my fetish. My mom knows, she caught me when I was around 10 or 11 watching a Taylormadeclips video. That was many many years ago. I'm afraid to tell my girlfriend because I'm worried she won't understand and will leave me and call me a freak. Should I tell anyone I have this fetish?

 

3) Is it a blessing or a curse?

 

On one end it does basically rule my life at least in the sexual parts. On the other end it does give me pleasure from time to time. Which is it?

Lopni

What caused this terrible blueberry swelling?

It's the Russians, namely - swell.su

Blueberry juice by Swell

Margeret Moonlught
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Is it just me, Or should this drink be the official mascot of any and all blueberry fetishists out there?

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firnov
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Hahaha. Treu, i love the russians!

And boom goes the inflatee

BlueberryBalloon19
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I'm going to need several bottles of this. For uh... science.

 

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Lopni

and oh it's a terrible curse!

if you tell anyone you have one bottle of this thing - they'll search your entire house in fear you'll burst your neighbourhood or something

firnov
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1) The human mind is a big mistery. You have all kindes of fetishes around the world. I think you always had a inflation fetish, but the first time you discoverd is was the classic wonka movie.

2) personally i dont think the best thing to do is not going public with your fetish because the random haters. I recomend to tell only a sexual pather that you have for a longer time. Its her/his choice to bring it in your sex live or not. If the pathner leaves you for this fetish, she dont tecpect you so you can find a better pathner

3) i think its how you handle it yourself. You can make a big deal out of it, or you just say "hey this is who i am". Remember almost all people have a fetish and feel a little weird about it, some are crazier as loving inflation. Just live your life and dont worry to much

And boom goes the inflatee

Blue_Eyes
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It's a fetish. Don't think too much into it and just enjoy it.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

MidriffManiac
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this

nineteenthly

There are certain elements of sexual attraction in the brain.  However, the brain doesn't "know" what it's supposed to use them for as it develops, and it's like a Transformer.  It's possible for them to be organised into attraction to a human being of a particular gender, but it's a "robot in disguise" - the same components coincidentally happen to be reconfigurable into a completely different shape, and that's where you get such things as inflation fetishism.  It has elements of what we're "supposed" to be attracted to but the instruction manual got misread as your brain developed, so instead of that you've got this.  It's perfectly serviceable but there's probably a couple of screws left over which you don't know where to put, so I suggest you tape them to the back of the sofa.

http://www.youtube.com/user/nineteenthly