Is it save to drink the blueberry juice of a inflated person?

Yes
7% (2 votes)
No
93% (26 votes)
Total votes: 28
Margeret Moonlught
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... This question is fucking me up. Would it be equivilent to drinking out of someone like a juicebox, Or would you technically be very slowly exsanguinating them by doing this?

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HeavyMetalBlood (not verified)

"Would it be equivilent to drinking out of someone like a juicebox"

Hehe I like the sound of that!

Blimp Boy
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It does sound pretty hot to be honest.

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Margeret Moonlught
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Y'all need Jesus.

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MixMaster (not verified)

Didnt Jesus say something to the effect of drink from him?...

Blimp Boy
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Yeah, how ironic. Saying we need Jesus when the religions based around him ask us to drink his blood. Not trying to start a religious debate. I just think it’s funny.

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airtankgirl5
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I suspect it was more like "You're going to nail me to a tree?  You can just bite me."  so someone clever put a more benelovent spin on it.

recklessways

I don't know if it's "save," but I like that strokes song juicebox. 

nineteenthly

No, because inflation is contagious.

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Snowfall
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Since when?

 

There's no evidence to prove that. It's just juice.

airtankgirl5
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I like nineteenthly's world better :)

bigboy86

I think generally no. If you're going with Willy Wonka's gum, for some reason, a highly concentrated blueberry pie flavor manifests itself by releasing several gallons of blueberry juice into a person, which will cause internal and external injuries if the build up of juice isn't relieved. The juice itself should be normal blueberry juice.

That said, you're drinking the secretion of a person, and sure, babies drink breast milk, people swap saliva and other fluids during romantic and sexual interactions, so it all depends on your "ick" factor.

Since this is fictional, you might have it that the juice will pass on the condition of the original "blueberried" person. In which case, unless you want to have that condition as well, it's not safe.