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dfolf546
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Any of yall in Florida ever inflated themselves/others before?

Violin100

I inflated my girlfriend in a blow-up suit. 

MixMaster
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Being that you're from Florida, have you ever come across Florida Man in your time living there?

"We want to be free! We want to free, to do what we want to do! And we want to get LOADED! And to have a good time! And that's what were gonna do!"

Margeret Moonlught
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I had a brief gig in Florida as the fearsome Miami Mutilator, but I've never done anything kinky there.

I can go from 'nice to meet you ma'am' to 'your son calls me mommy too' in about five seconds flat

Fairlane

Brief?  What happened to end it?  Rodan?  Took a skyscraper to the knee?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Margeret Moonlught
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Ah, well, that's because Miami is an expensive city to live in in when your job is mutilating people. It's a fun career choice, sure, but it doesn't pay too well. 

I can go from 'nice to meet you ma'am' to 'your son calls me mommy too' in about five seconds flat

Fairlane

That definitely explains a lot.  Good to see you around, ma'am.

MixMaster
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Youre are still no match for Florida Man. Able to seduce female police officers to get out of speeding tickets, rape alligators he captured in his backyard, and break into jail to visit friends, these are just a few exploits of the mighty FLORIDA MAN!

"We want to be free! We want to free, to do what we want to do! And we want to get LOADED! And to have a good time! And that's what were gonna do!"

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SON

"We want to be free! We want to free, to do what we want to do! And we want to get LOADED! And to have a good time! And that's what were gonna do!"

MixMaster
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OF A

"We want to be free! We want to free, to do what we want to do! And we want to get LOADED! And to have a good time! And that's what were gonna do!"

MixMaster
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BITCH!

"We want to be free! We want to free, to do what we want to do! And we want to get LOADED! And to have a good time! And that's what were gonna do!"

Margeret Moonlught
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I can go from 'nice to meet you ma'am' to 'your son calls me mommy too' in about five seconds flat

MixMaster
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It was an accidental quadruple post -_-

"We want to be free! We want to free, to do what we want to do! And we want to get LOADED! And to have a good time! And that's what were gonna do!"