Gas Problems

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09/14/2008

"Ahhh...lunch break." Sally rejoiced. It had already been a chaotic day for her and she definitely needed one after the little 'incidents' she's already had during the beginning of the day. She was lucky she could bite in to her spicy chicken burrito and drink her Coke once again. She even changed out of her old stretched out clothes and in to new mini denim short-shorts and a light blue plad button up shirt with a stretchy little white tank top under it (just in case). "I so do not hope anything else happens now." she said to herself. Her mind kept flashing back on all the sudden growths she kept on having today. But for now, she'll just relax once again and act like it never happened.

She finished her burrito and threw away the trash. She walked away with the half empty bottle of soda in her hands back to the Victoria's Secret. She wasn't working many hours today, now she only has about two hours left during the day. She walked pass numerous stores on the way back. Clothing stores, vitamin shops, bakeries, and many more in different variates. She walked passed the candy store that was across from the V.S., but something in the display window caught her eye. She turned around and saw a stand of new special pop rocks in the front of the store. 'Pop rocks, I can't remember the last time I remember the last time I had those. It must have been years. I guess I'll get a little pack to go.' She walked in like a little girl with a dollar in her hand and grabbed on of the packs from the stand. She bought the rocks and walked out with a big smile on her face, like it was her birthday. 'Cherry, my favorite.' she rejoiced.

She quickly tore off the top seal of the pack and poured the little red crystals in her mouth. She felt the little crackles in her mouth go off, giving off the intense flavor in her tongue. 'Oh it's so good, I should've bought another bag.' She swallowed the entire mound of rocks down her throat. "GAG! *cough*" Some of the rocks stuck to the back of her throat causing some irritation. She quickly twisted off the top of her bottle and drank down the soda to get the rocks down her throat. 'Oops! Did I just have pop rocks and soda?' Unconscious of her actions she did what many have barely dared to do. 'Well I don't feel anything. Guess that old myth's not true. I'll just have more then, its so good. I feel like I can take anything after the expanding I did earlier today.' After thinking so, she continues mixing up the two as she walks back to work.

She approaches the Victoria's Secret and chows down the last of her pop rocks and the last sip of her soda and throws them away in the trash. 'All done, now to get to work. No more gaining or expanding, just being me for the rest of today.' She explained to herself as an extra caution. Just a step away from the doors, she hears a loud and thunderous roar from her stomach. It was one like she had never heard of. 'Must have been the burrito.' she thought to herself. With that clear she walks into the store and took her place behind the counter. She wiped the counter clean and checked the cash register, making sure everything was perfect for the rest of the day. 'Ah, looks like its actually going to be normal for the rest of the day.' she thought to herself once again.

A young man suddenly walks through the door, immediately catching her full attention. 'OH MY GOD HE'S CUTE!!!' she thought to herself as she looks upon his lean, sculpted body and his bright blond hair. "Excuse me sir, can I help you?" Sally cunning asks for his attention. The man walks up to the cash register. "Yeah, um...do you know where the thongs are, its for a gift." the man nervously asks, maybe for the reason that he's probably the only man to ever walk into a Victoria's Secret. "No problem. They should be down by the corner over there." Sally says and points to the left corner of the store. "Thank you." he says. "You're welcome." Sally says in a soft, seductive tone. He walks away and Sally is left there, oozing in love. 'Now that's a man I need in my life.' she thinks to herself as she daydreaming of her and him together running through the fields of flowers together.

*grrrrrroooowl* a large growl from her stomach breaks up her dreaming. 'Jeese, maybe I shouldn't of had the burrito' *GRRRRROOOOWL* Her stomach roared even louder. That even caught the attention of the man from across the room as he looks over his shoulder in reaction. Sally's stomach began to cramp up in pain. 'Oph! That hurts. Maybe its not just the burrito.' Her stomach growled again, even louder and worse as the last one. She then felt a strange feeling in her bowls, like something building up in her. 'Oh no! I have to fart.' she tries holding the gas back in her butt. 'I can't pass gas now, there's a hotty in the room. It would be a total turn off and he'll think I'm a freak, even though I am one.' she felt it growing in her butt, getting to the point till she could not hold it any longer. 'Just a little longer' she kept repeating in her head, 'just...a..little...longer...' *RIIIP!* Her butt cheeks have swelled up and have pushed through her mini denim shorts and grew about triple their size, like the size of basketballs. The expression her face was covered in fear as her eyes were wide open and her mouth was dropped wide open. 'Please don't tell me I didn't just...' she reached her left hand back and touched the softness of her swollen butt cheek. 'Oh $&*%!'

The young dream boy of Sally started slowly walking this way with a black thin-stringed thong in his hands. 'Oh crap! I've got to cover this up!' she looks around for the nearest sheild. With no time to lose she quickly unbuttons her light blue shirt and ties it around her waist. her small shirt barely managed to get over her huge cheeks, but would do for now. The man hardly notices and walks up casually to the counter. "Here you go." He said as he gave the thong to her. "OK." she says in a soft tone as she fakely smiles. She had trouble keeping a straight face. She tries hard stay staring at the at the young man and not her large troublesome booty. The man looks at her in confusion and yet suspisious. "Are you all right?" the man asked. "Yes, I'm fine thank you." she responds as the same tone as before as she scans the tag across. "That will be $5.99 please." she said. The takes out his wallet and takes out a five and a one dollar bill. He gives the money to her and she gives a penny in change. "Thank you come again soon." she says as she gives him the little plastic bag with the thing in it. "You're welcome." he says back and quickly walks out of the store.

'Thank god. That was too close.' she says in releif. she unties the shirt and puts it back on unbuttoned, revealealing her large rear end once again. Lucky for her the windows right next to her was cover in posters and displays of the latest fashionable clothing. She looked down at them, still amazed at their size. With one hand she softly squeezes one of her butt cheeks. It felt really soft and weirdly squishy, like an inflated balloon in each butt cheek. But what cause these balloons to infalte all of a sudden she thought. She then took the other hand as started squeezing the other cheek. She couldn't help but not stop, she started to like the feel of her new cushions. She started squeezing even hard, pushing the air through her cheeks. 'They feel so good.' She tightened the grips of her finger, trying to get more pleasure. She squeezed and squeezed and squeezed, but then, she squeezed them so hard the air moved out of the butt cheeks and defalted back to normal. 'What the...what happened?' her behind was completely back to being flat. 'Where did all the filling in my butt go?'

She turns her head away from her butt and just leans her head on her arm like a stand. 'Well that was fun while it lasted. Maybe I should of showed him my butt while it was still inflated, I would have gotten a chance. Maybe if they were a little bigger.' She sighed and blinked as she was once again bored and tired. She looked around the room in procrastination, looking for something interesting to look at. Minutes past and her eye lids grew heavey, as though she was falling into a sleeping trance. She slowly laid her head on the counter, but as her head went down her right arm extended out and knocked over a stand of magazines from the edge of the counter. They hit the floor with a large knock and surprisingly woke up Sally. She looks around in reaction to the sudden shock, she then looks down at the floor seeing the magazines on the floor. She bends over from her seat and starts stacking up th piled magazines. She then realized something felt different, weird somewhat. She looked down further to realize that there was a big difference right in front of her.

She noticed that her breasts were a little swollen, making some definition in her tanktop, but they were only one cup size bigger. 'Could it be the same as before?' she poked her right breast and felt the softness and the rubber balloon-like feel like her butt once did. 'Maybe it is, but wouldn't that mean...' Just then her breasts started growing before her eyes. They were growing like size of footballs pumping with air at a slow consistant rate. They pop the top button from her shirt and strechedd out her ___ tanktop, practicly ripping her bra apart.

A few seconds pass and her boobs were now like the over inflated pro-sized footballs they are. 'This can't be real.' she says to herself. She gently pokes one of her blimpy breasts. The two start jiggling around like jello, wiggling in all different directions. She started to please herself at her new 'implants' 'Sweet, this even better then my booty. These are even bigger then Pamla Anderson's.' she says as she squeezed her breasts in delight. They were very soft, yet very squishy, like a pillow filled with air to comfort her desire.

"Uuumm...Sal, is everything alright down there?" a familiar voice caught her attention. It was once again her weird and annoying boss Mrs. Brown standing in front of the counter. 'Uh...yeah! I just accidentally dropped these magazines." she quickly responds. She stacks all the magazines back up and uses them to cover her bloated breasts. With them covered tightly she sits back up and turns to her boss with a big fake smile on her face. "See, its nothing really." Sally replies. Mrs.brown still gazes at her in suspision. Scanning her body as she looked up and down at her. "You have been acting awfully strange lately. Are you sure you're alright, cause of you are its fine you can a sick day you know." "NO!" Sally interupts her boss. "I mean, I'm completely fine, its just that I had a rough morning that's all." Sally cunnningly lies. "Ok, I just want to make..." *grrrrrroooowl* her stomach growled loudly, even a few of the people outside heard it as they passed the store. It was completely silent for at least ten seconds, then her boss asks, "Was that you?"

"Sorry, it must have been something I ate earlier." Sally replied. "Listen, I don't want my only worker today getting sick. Here's my key to the staff bathroom. It should be directly across from here. If you need to puke or crap out diarreha, please go ahead cause I really am NOT in the mood to wok for any customers today. Got it!" To Sally, she heard Mrs. Brown all clear. "I guess I'll take it in that case thank you." Sally says. "good her it is. Have a good day." her boss says and takes the small silver key off her keychain hanging from her belt and hands it over to Sally. She then walks off into her office as always. 'Phew! Once again that was too close.' Sally greives at herself. With no one in sight she turns around in her stool and removes the magazine shild from her enhanced breasts. She was amazed that they grew another size to big, straining her bra and almost on the verge of popping through her tanktop. 'Man, these wonder twins maybe to big to handle, if i would have known better I should have worn a bigger bra.' she once again says to herself.

*GRRRRROOOOOOWL* a long and abnocious growl pains her stomach. She crouches over in pain. 'OW! Its really starting to hurt now.' *GRRRRROOOOOOWL* her stomach roared once again. Her breastss grew another size bigger, her bra started pushing out of her tanktop. Her stomach growled one more time, making a turn for the worst as her butt started to grow back to what it was before. 'No not now!' she cries out. Another growl strikes her again in pain. Her breasts finally pop out of tanktop. 'Oh come on, now how am I gonna...' she stopped for she realized that her gigantic breasts were actually floating in mid-air up towards her chin. 'Wow, this actually pretty cool.' She pushes her breasts down back to her chest, then lets go of them causing them to float back up to her face. 'Wow, maybe I can use them as a floatation device once if I fell in the ocean.' she jokes to herself. She then got serious and pulls her ballooned breasts into her tanktop. They were stuffed down like a thanksgiving turkey as they were extremely tight on her chest, making it almost hard to breath. Yet they showed big cleavege and the top was overflowing, like the top of a muffin (hence 'muffin-top')

*grrrrrroooowl* her stomah once again aches in pain. In that instance her butt grew out even more. sally's massive butt cheeks ripped through her mini denims everywhere onto a sort of g-string thong. Like her breasts they were floating and wobbling in mid air uncontrolably with all that gas in her cheeks. All of a sudden Sally start floating herself off her seat and hovering over the counter. 'AH! What's going on!' Sally paincs. She reacts quick and grabs the ledge of the counter and pulls herself down with both feet on the ground and one arm pulling down her over-infltated breasts. 'What's in me, helium!?! Dear God, what am I gonna do?' she begs. She sees the bathroom key on the counter and quickly takes it, but let go of her boobs and they started floating up again. She quickly puts the key in her pocket and grabs her boobs down before they popped out again. 'Good, now all I have to do is walks across and get into the bathroom. No problem, its late so there maybe not that many shoppers out there.' She looks outside, groups and crowds of people walk by taking up so much space like how a parade takes a whole street. 'Ok, I just got to cover up this expanded mess and quickly sneak across without being seen. shouldn't be to hard. Oh, if only the backroom wasn't locked for today.'

*grrrrrroooowl* Aonther growl shook her entire body. She felt like something was growing in her stomach. She looks over her breasts in concern to see that her stomach wasn't flat, but a little pudgy then usual tightening on her waist band. The strange expanding feeling continues, but with al her might she tries to hold in all she could. "AH! If that's what I think it is, sweet jesus I got to go NOW!'. With the magazines cover tightly over her balloned breasts and a quick pull of her shorts stretching over the limits due to her bloated butt and swelling stomach, she readys herself for her own leap of faith through the public to the promise land in the bathroom. 'Just hold it in, you can do this.'

She quickly lets go of the counter and jumps towards the door. She takes another step and graps the bar of the door. She looks around for her next attack. She sees a bench about twenty feet in front of her, about half way to where the bathroom is. She takes another deep breath and quickly dashes for the bench. As she runs half way there, she felt her fet getting lighter, she started to float again. With all that she could she runs for life towards freedom. She finally grabs the bench and pulls herself down just before her feet went completely off the ground. 'Phew, only halfway there now.' *GROWL* Another large growl entirely puts her stomach in pain. She new she had no time left or else. Not only that, a few people noticed the noise from her stomach and the fact she did not look 'well'.

Sally eyes at her finish line, the bathroom. 'Ok you can do this, just a few more feet. Uuuuuhhh...I can't hold this in, I got to go now.' With that in mind she lets go and sprints to the door. Her breasts werebouncing up and down, almost slapping her on the chin on every step. Her butt jiggles around like jello in her thong like mini denims. As she ran, men passing by couldn't help but stare at the mystic beauty of pure round bootylicious goodness. Sally ran closer and closer, but th running seemed like an eternaty, like she was running in slow motion. Only a yard away her body lifts from the ground with her feet on their toes. In a last effort she leaps up and dive towards the door knobs. She drops her magazines, revealing once again her basketball breasts. As she dives, she suddenly starts to slowly float up. She reaches as far as she could catches the door knob and immediatly pulls hersellf down. She pulls out the golden key and opens up the door. She quickly enters and slams the door shut. She leans back on the door and catches her breath.

'That...was...way...to...close...but...I...made...made...it...'

*GGGRRRROOOOOWWWWWWLLL* Her stomach stings in absolute pain. She couldn't hold it anymore. She stumbles in front of the mirror and falls on her knees. She felt the feeling in stomach expanding in her skin, but she keeps fighting to hold it in, causig the pain to be worse. She loudly moans in the pain. She struggles up to her feet. Her stomach started bloating again. In seconds her button popped off from her shorts. 'Oh crap I'm growing again, I got to hurry and take off my clothes before I rip right through them. I don't want to go back out naked as it is.' She hold back the growth all she could and pulls her pants down to her ankles. Strange enough, her legs started to look pretty plump from her standards. She them pulls off her stretched out tanktop, as she did her breast slid out from her tiny bra and floated around in her face. She was now naked and bloated, but its about to get even worse for Sally.

Sally grew extremely exhausted and couldn't hold her growing problem anymore. She let go. She looked down and saw that her entire torso grew into a small sphere. The expanding feeling spread through her entire body. Her arms started growing into thick tree branches, and her legs like tree trunks. Her stomach started growing faster, doubling in size. As her body puffed up about triple its size, her stomach started to form in to a huge and almost perfectly sphereical ball. She can feel it as her stomach stretched out, her skin getting more and more tight. *GROWL* The pain was almost too hard to bere. She closed her eyes shut, ' I can't watch, I think I'm gonna be sick.' At that point her body grew at a faster pace. In a matter of seconds her sausage arms and thunder thigh legs were absorbed in to the gigantic ball that is now her stomach floating on the ceiling wall. Only her hands, feet, and of course her head puffed up like a chipmunk, were left moving freely. She quickly realized her new inflated reality when she opened her eyes.

'WAAAA!!!! I''m a loterally a human blimp now.' She said. She tried moving her ballooned body, but she won't move any where on the ceiling wall. Not to mention the small size of the bathroom was making Sally feel more claustraphobic. 'Well at least its all over now, but how am I...' her thoughts were interupted by a more inflated distraction. She stares at her expanded breasts as they looked lke mountains on her planet like body, floating freely in the air up to her chin. 'Now that's one improvement I like, but still I need to get smaller now.'

*GROOOWL* Another growl pains her body dramaticly more then any that she has experienced today. She moans at the intensity of the pain in her system. (knock- knock) Someone knocks on the door. "Hey, are you alright in there?" said the voice a high pitched woman. "Ummm....I'm sort of in a chrisis here." Sally responds. "Oh, do you something like the stomach flu or diheria?" the woman asked. "Yeah *moan* its prettynot as bad as you think." Sally answers quickly. "Well I got some tums in my purse, you want some of them?" the woman asked again. "NO!...I mean...no, I'll be alright, just give me sometime in here." said Sally. She knew it was only a matter of time before her secret is blown. But the pain in her stomach kept on building up, more and more. She felt her stomach getting fuller and tight, like a bomb ready to explode. 'The pain..I can't take it any more...I...think...I'm...going...to...blow................................'

*FART* She let a out a big fart uncontrollable. Sally felt embarassed, knowing that the woman outside may have heard that. But then she felt a bit of releif, the build up of pain eased on her a liitle bit. 'This maybe my only chance to get normal again.' Pushing her bowels, she lets out a series of farts and poots, causing her pains to disapear. As she ripped on her body started to get smaller. Fart by fart she decends from the ceiling and to the floor. Soon enough, her body was skinny as ever, but yet still naked. She quickly put back on her shirt and pants. "AH, sweet releif." she said in pride. "Are you all better in there, it sounded like you had a rough time." the woman said. "Well at least my nightmare's over right." Sally said and chuckled. 'Wow, just when I thought when things couldn't get any weirder for me I never would have tought I could inflated into a hot air balloon. Right now I want to go home, I so had to much for one day." she said and walked towards the door. She stoppped suddenly, 'Oops, almost forgot one thing.' She walked back to the mirror. She looked at her breasts and they started to grow over two cup sizes.

'Now that's more like it."

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Baron_o_Beef_Dip
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I freakin' love this story!

I freakin' love this story! Why can't more people use farting as an alternative to popping?

 

Feral Jerky Cloth
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A sort of agreement here

Perhaps not always as an alternative, as I quite like both flatulence and popping, but I do agree we should see more of the former! Might include it in some of my works.