My Best Friend's Wedding Inflation

What you’re about to read is an alternative ending to the movie “My Best Friend’s Wedding”. In case you don’t know the movie, just enjoy it as an inflation story, but if you do know the movie, here’s where the new ending begins… I’ve chosen to refer to the characters by the names of the actors because I’m sure we’d all love to see Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz (especially Cameron, if you ask me) inflate and it sounds better to use their actual names.

Julia Roberts is kissing her best friend, Dermont Mulroney at the site of his wedding (party) because she is in love with him and doesn’t want him to marry Cameron Diaz. Cameron sees the two kissing and starts running away. Dermont starts to run after his bride-to-be and is followed by Julia Roberts. At this point, the new ending begins to take place:

Dermont quickly gets lost along the way, but Julia Roberts keeps running after Cameron Diaz. Cameron runs all the way over to where the party balloons are being stored – there are hundreds of balloons all filled with helium held down by a huge net. There still is a helium tank there which had been used to inflate them. Cameron is running towards the tank as she hears footsteps behind her – she turns around to see Julia slowly catching up, then turns back angrily. At this point she trips and lands right on the helium tank: Her sexy, soft lips are spread open around the valve and it is actually stuck in her mouth.

Julia reaches her and realizes that Cameron is stuck to the helium tank. Cameron is still a bit woozy from the fall and is only slowly beginning to realize she cannot free herself. Her pale eyes look up at Julia, who is beginning to smile with that huge mouth of hers. “You know, I think I’ve finally found a way to prevent the wedding, Cameron”, Julia begins circling Cameron, who could not break free. “Oh, you’re so beautiful now, but what would happen if you were to, hm, perhaps inflate a bit?” Cameron’s eyes widen. “Not this,” she thinks to herself.

Julia steps up to her and presses down Cameron’s head – this allows the valve to open and Cameron begins to swallow the helium. Immediately, her cheeks fills with air, but the rest of the gas starts going down her throat. Julia lowers her head so that she can look Cameron in the eye – she is enjoying this and has a sparkle in her eye. Cameron’s eyes are full of anger and panic. Julia continues to press Cameron’s head down and now the inflation begins:

Both women notice a squeaking sound and a hiss coming from Cameron’s breasts. Immediately, they begin to expand like the balloons hovering above them. Julia is amazed and begins to laugh: “This is getting good, my little balloon!” Cameron’s breasts quickly blow up evenly: They are perfect balls filled with helium. The more helium is blown into her, the less she can resist and Julia Roberts has no problem blowing up Cameron Diaz even more.

Now her belly begins to expand, not just like that of a pregnant woman, but like that of a woman who has swallowed a beach ball! Cameron is beginning to take on a round shape. Her butt is expanding as well, and her body is looking rounder and rounder. She doesn’t look fat at all, just blown up. You can see that her body is filled with gas as her legs and arms slowly begin to disappear into her ballooned body. Only her head is left, still stuck to the valve. As Julia continues to press Cameron’s head onto the valve, Cameron’s body begins to rise like a balloon. “You’re a big balloon now, Cameron! If I wasn’t so upset about you marrying the man I love, I’d keep you as a toy and play with you all day long, but I think I’ll make you drift off to wherever your ballooned body takes you!”

Julia pulls Cameron, who is now completely helpless and inflated, from the valve and holds her by her sexy lips, just like you would hold an inflated balloon by its mouth. Cameron mumbles something. “What was that,” Julia asks. She grabs Cameron by the head, letting go of her lips and allowing her to speak. Cameron’s voice was ridiculously high-pitched from the helium. “Please don’t do this to me. You’ve made me a balloon already and I feel so blown up, I can’t believe it. I’ll be your balloon toy, just don’t let me fly away, Julia, please!”

Suddenly, Julia gets an idea. “Hey, what was the first thing that inflated when I blew you up like this,” she asked her ballooned toy. “My breasts, why,” Cameron Diaz squeaked. “Well, I’ve always been so flat-“ Julia Roberts pointed at her breasts. “I think I want to let you watch me inflate my breasts a bit. I’m sure I’ll get Dermont this way. He’ll forget all about you if he sees my huge tits. And I want you to watch it all. We’ll see how you deal with jealousy. I’ll have sexy breasts and you’re just a balloon!”

Still holding Cameron, Julia places her huge mouth on the valve and presses down, but nothing happens. “No, I wasted all the helium on you! You’ll pay for this,” Julia screams at Cameron and is about to let go. “No wait! Why don’t you just suck some of the helium from me. I’ll still be a balloon, but you’ll have your huge breasts!” – “You’re kinda smart for a balloon, Cameron,” Julia admits and opens her mouth widely. She takes Cameron’s delicious lips into her mouth and then, by pressing Cameron’s body together, lets the helium blow into her own body. At first, nothing happens, but as Cameron deflates a bit, Julia begins to see that she is finally getting noticeable breasts! Her boobs begin to blow up like balloons too and soon she is satisfied. She takes Cameron from her mouth and admires her inflated boobs.

“Well, now I am super-sexy and you’re still a balloon. Sorry, but I don’t play with balloons anymore.” Cameron can move her arms and legs again a bit, as she is no longer as inflated, but she her body still looks like a balloon. Julia lets go of Cameron, who tries to hold on to Julia somehow, but is slowly pulled upward by her helium-filled body. Julia quickly begins to walk away and look for Dermont.

“Why wasn’t I somehow able to blow all of my air into Julia,” Cameron curses herself on her way up to the sky. But she doesn’t rise very far. She quickly gets caught in the net with the rest of the party balloons, who look just like her. “This is my chance!” She quickly thinks of a plan: Now that she can move her arms again, she can also blow the helium out of her body by pressing her body together. Soon she begins to drift back down to earth, even though she is still quite inflated. There she finds some uninflated balloons and chooses a large red one, into which she blows the rest of the helium from inside her. Well, almost all of the rest. She decides to leave her breasts slightly inflated.

Then she begins to look for Julia and quickly finds her. She has returned to where she kissed Dermont and is hoping for him to return. Cameron sneaks up to her from behind and cups her hand across her eyes. “Dermont, is that you,” Julia calls out. Cameron doesn’t say a word. She holds the balloon up to Julia’s mouth and presses it against her lips. “You want be to blow up a balloon for you, Dermont? Well, okay.” She has to laugh at the irony of the situation – she just blew up Dermon’t bride-to-be like a balloon and now he was asking her to blow up another one. She opens her mouth and Cameron sticks the balloon into her mouth. Then she quickly begins to press all the helium from the large balloon into Julia. She also removes her hand from Julia’s eyes. When Julia sees Cameron, she realizes that now she will become a balloon and tries to break free, but Cameron keeps pushing together the huge balloon in Julia’s mouth, thereby inflating Julia. Julia’s breasts can no longer expand, so her belly does as well as her butt and she quickly starts to look like the red balloon that Cameron is using to blow her up. Soon the balloon in Julia’s mouth is empty and Julia is a balloon with a head.

Cameron’s eyes sparkle with delight as she holds inflated Julia by the mouth. “It was really fun making you my balloon, Julia, and I really want to play with you a bit now. But first, I’ve got to do something that you weren’t smart enough to do: Tie your mouth! Any last words?” Now Julia is the one who has a helium-voice and she squeaks: “Please, Cameron, don’t let me be your balloon forever. I don’t want to be a balloon.” But Cameron just laughs her adorable laugh and ties Julia’s mouth tightly. “Play time!” She puts Julia on the floor and lies on top of her, bouncing up and down a bit. With every bounce, Julia feels her whole body expand a bit. She can’t believe she was now Cameron Diaz’ bouncing ball! “Hey, look at my big breasts now, Julia!” Cameron shows her slightly inflated breasts to helpless Julia, then presses them down on her. Suddenly, she hears a voice – “What are you doing there, honey?” Dermont is returning and he’s very close already. Cameron quickly jumps off Julia and smiles at her future husband: “Oh, I was just playing with one of the balloons. Ooops…” With nothing holding Julia down anymore, she slowly begins to float up into the air and before Cameron can pull her back down, Julia, completely filled with helium and looking just like a balloon, is already on her way up into the sky. “Bye-bye, my pretty balloon,” Cameron laughs in that wonderful way of hers, looking up at the huge balloon disappearing into the sky.