"Are you aware that I can put a force field inside someone's body and expand it until they explode?" --Jessica Alba, aka Invisible Woman, in FF2: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Someone explore that. Seriously. (Hey, does it ALWAYS have to me?) Also...
"I don't think Kirstie Ally is a person anymore. I think she's just a balloon that Jenny Craig inflates and deflates everytime they have a commercial." --David Spade, The Showbiz Show.
Wow. I never thought any image associated with Kirstie Ally would ever turn me on again.
"I'm a balloon guy. Sometimes I'll just say, 'Gimme a balloon!' Sometimes I'll say it loudly, 'GIMME A BALLOON!' People don't usually pay attention to me then." --George Carlin
Granted, he was talking about actual balloons (and describing the room in heaven where all the lost balloons go), but it made me chuckle. Plus, George Carlin is my idol.
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