So I Told Her...

For the first time, I told a woman that I wanted to pop like a balloon. And the conversation that led to it was so funny, as was her reaction, that I wanted to share it with you folks...
The woman in question is (no lie) a stripper and devout Catholic. I asked her if she went to confession; she said yes, so I jokingly said, "Tell me what you say in confession."
She said, "I'm not going to tell you that! That's between me and God!"
"I'm not interested in everything," I told her. "Just your impure thoughts."
She said, "Tell me your impure thoughts, and I'll tell you mine."
I had only one, and I wasn't prepared to tell her. "I'm not going to tell you MINE!"
"Then I'm not going to tell you mine."
I said, "OK."
Long pause.
Then she yells, "TELL ME!" I still resisted, so she said, "Look, guys tell me dirty things at work all the time. You can't tell me anything I haven't heard before."
I said, "I fantasize that you inflate me like a balloon until I explode."
"I haven't heard THAT before!" Then I heard her sigh, and she said, "So where do you want to go eat?"

Postscript to the story is that when we met for dinner, she was saying things like, "Are you thinking about me blowing you up now?" Of course I was, and it made for interesting dinner conversation. I know that not everyone gets that good a reaction, but I wish everyone could. I feel like I'm floating in air. :D