A strange, retorical question posted by yours truely. Maybe I have a little too much free time on my hands. Here goes...
Would you be willing to be locked in an underground chamber for one year if it meant spending that time trapped with the man or woman of your dreams and they happened to be inflated like a balloon? You could choose their size and shape and whatever they may fill up with. Food and drink would not be an issue, and you could bring anything you wanted into the chamber (no limit) whether it be practical or enertaining, but here's the catch.
You would be isolated from any other human contact over the course of the year. Phone and internet would not be available. The only company would be that of your inflated companion. But after that, the two of you would be free to return to the outside world.
Would you accept the challenge?
Sure, why not? I've got plenty of years ahead of me. It'd be an interesting experience to say the least.
Though it's been stated that you could choose the person (I'd say that would be critical), would you be able to inflate them further during the period of that years?
We're the enforcers; the sorcerer's orphans, and we know why we fight!