Is there somethings that we did not cover?

There are more than hundreds of millions of ways to make an inflation story good (and I was exaggerating). Yet I felt empty about what we do and no doubt that you people are aswell.

Here is some of my ideas:
:arrow: Lass in Damaged Shining Armor: she wants to get out, so she turns to a blacksmith to get her out.
:arrow: Jesus' Screw Up: A woman prays for Jesus to heal her ill husband, Jesus comes and starts the miracle, but a lightening bolt struck Jesus, causing him to screw up the last part and something is growing.
:arrow: When Bears Inflate: The bears from the forest are getting smarter and is able to use equipments to handle innocent hikers.
:arrow: Druids Have Their Big Moments: A druid is trying to contact the water spirit, but apparently, the druid misspoken the incantation and the river that the druid is in, chose a new destination.
:arrow: Lover! Lover! She's Got Bigger!: When an ancient curse made the lass grew rounder each time she touches her true love.
:arrow: Aye Me Bloat Wench!: Pirates sometimes needs a little entertainment from one of their crew wenches or captives.
:arrow: Gone by the Wind? Round Against the Wind!: A happy girl is riding with her boyfriend on his motorcycle. She notices something is weird when either her boyfriend kept going faster with her helmet off, or when she felt something pressing against her.
:arrow: Drunken Monkey, Rounded Dragon: Two ninjas face each other, the guy represents the monkey clan who is happened to be drunk and the lass is from the dragon clan who gets a big surprise.

Well, that's all I could think of. Anyone got more to throw around to be creative?