If I wanted to inflate myself with air(no suit or anything)How would I do it properly?
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Sat, 01/31/2009 - 04:07
#1
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Sat, 01/31/2009 - 04:28
#3
so would I just stick the aquarium pump in my mouth turn it on and just breath in the air?
Sat, 01/31/2009 - 10:57
#4
flationable
typewriter123 wrote:
so would I just stick the aquarium pump in my mouth turn it on and just breath in the air?
First of all, good job at completely missing the point of the last person.
Second of all...In the mouth? No! The air would only get in your lungs, and you don't want to inflate those. You have a ribcage for a reason. At the very least you'd just end up having to belch a lot.
Sat, 01/31/2009 - 12:52
#5
Actually, an aquarium pump through the mouth is how I do it.
What you do is allow yourself to get a mouthful of the air, then swallow it, and between swallows the air will flow naturally to the lungs, and some will get to the stomache.
The swallow strategy works pretty well for me, as I start to feel full after about 5 minutes or so of it.
Belching a lot means the air goes to the stomache, not the lungs.
Sat, 01/31/2009 - 15:53
#6
You only need to hold your breath with a pump. However, there is a risk of vomiting, so go gently.
Sat, 01/31/2009 - 17:54
#7
*tips hat*
Here's to you not injuring/ killing yourself.
Cheerio.
Sun, 02/01/2009 - 00:32
#8
I'm not saying it's not dangerous, but i've been doing it for nearly thirty years and am the healthiest person i know. I'm also by nature generally very cautious, so maybe that's why. I might also be lucky, since if i had accidentally killed myself years ago i wouldn't be here typing this. If, on the other hand, i'd ended up with a colostomy or survived peritonitis, i would still be alive and able to type this. So, it seems there are two possibilities. One is that it's either fatal or harmless, in which case people have killed themselves doing this and we never hear from them because of that. The other is that there are disabled self-inflation survivors but we never hear from them or about them for some reason. I think those are the two possibilities.
I also think that i may secretly want it to be dangerous to make it more exciting, or perhaps am unconsciously unable to accept that this is how i get sexual pleasure, so i pretend to myself that it´s dangerous out of guilt or shame.
Sun, 02/01/2009 - 02:23
#9
There is nothing dangerous about doing it through the mouth, that is probably the safest way. The other way is dangerous, depending on how you do it, and most likely not as "fun". Doing it through the mouth is just the same as drinking a lot of soda or something. Through the anus has potentials for infections if you don't use distilled water, and even then the minerals in there over time prob aren't a good thing: let tap water sit on metal for a week and look at the residue :P As for air down there, only thing that might be an issue would be an embolism. Your stomach is lined with mucus which is why it shouldn't happen in there, it's made to contain things.
Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:47
#10
Yes, i agree, but there is a risk because it could cause vomiting and aspiration of gastric contents, which is extremely dangerous. The other thing about using the stomach is that it stores its contents, so it's difficult to get past it into the intestines. However, you can sort of "tip" the air into the duodenum by lying on your left, which makes it bubble up more. I think i tend to be impatient, and if i left it longer my stomach would empty into my intestines and eventually reach my rectum. I timed that this morning and it took maybe two minutes or so.
However, i do get nausea when i do this sometimes, and not only is that unpleasant, though also somehow exciting because it implies how bloated i am, but also means reflux and vomiting can occur.
The other thing about an enema is that it's in the reverse to the natural direction of peristalsis, though the colon doesn't quite work that way because of haustration, which is presumably the cause of bloating cramps.
If i get the time, i'll probably experiment with this at some point.
Mon, 02/02/2009 - 01:17
#11
I just chug a few cans of soda and some mentos =D Works fine.
Sat, 02/07/2009 - 18:43
#12
dejected_Xmas
People throw way to much caution to this. I do it when ever I get the chance, and after you get the hang of it you can pretty much do what ever you want to a reasonable degree without getting hurt. Theres no fun in safety.
Sun, 02/08/2009 - 15:19
#13
It can be quite time-consuming though. It usually takes me half an hour to get pumped up, then i have to expel the gas afterwards, which takes much longer and can be hard to explain.
Sun, 02/08/2009 - 16:56
#14
typewriter123 wrote:
If I wanted to inflate myself with air(no suit or anything)How would I do it properly?
To Answer to this question, you really have to see all the methods and other ways to inflate.
the most effective way to inflate yourself, beside the time consuming swallowing of air is the rectum.
In Plane, you use a Air pump and a long tube within your butt. now there are some things to do before you do this method. like...
1. Cleared out Bowels
2. Empty Stomach
3. Warm area (Cold air/water can restrict your body's intake)
the way i do it is that i prepare myself for the inflation by taking a nice warm bath to get all relaxed and also i meditate. once i am relaxed, i let my pump do the rest :D
Hope i awnsered your question.
-Dan
The Blue Inflator
Sun, 02/08/2009 - 19:30
#15
I concur with the need for an empty digestive system, relaxation and warmth, but for some reason i've never got, anal inflation has just never worked for me at all.
As a suggestion? Don't.
If you do, it's pretty agreeable to try and do it with an aquarium pump or something that moderates pressure decently. You don't want to really use a hand pump as a newbie or a tire pump (out of the question) unless you have an interest in killing yourself graphically. Remember, in real life there's no undo or rewind or extra lives, so if you're even gonna try it, keep it light. Go for the feeling, not for the size. That's harmful ambition.
Personally, I prefer leaving it at a fantasy level. There's something dear about keeping a fantasy or a dream intangible, probably the playful longing or the ability to leave it all to the imagination.
And that's my plan.