Here's a better idea, you could start a new club on DeviantArt and (using Carnatic's idea) have someone put the contest entries there. We could also use the group for any more writing or art contests in the future. Something like Inflation-Contests.deviantart.com.
500 Word Challenge (for EVERYONE!)
THE INAUGURAL PROSE THAT BLOWS 500
I propose a challenge to all writers and would-be-writers.
Write an inflation story of 500 words or less and submit it to this site.
I hope that this will encourage many who have never written a story before to take part as surely anyone can bash out 500 words, if you hit a rhythm you can do it in a few minutes and I suggest the deadline as the end of June, which gives you a good 3 months to work on it.
CONTENT
So, to rules... why are there always rules? Well there are only 3.
1) The story must involve some form of expansion. The hows, whys and wherefores are entirely up to you it just has to go along with the whole reason why we're on this site in the first place.
2) The story must have a start, a middle and an end... in other words, it must be a story... no 'exerpts'
3) 500 words limit. You don't have to use them all, but go over at your peril. Your story won't be disqualified, it'll just have a big sign on it saying you are a tool and went over the limit even though you had a wordcount and 3 months to make it right.
There is no rule on explicit material. You are free to be as explicit as you like (unless Luther objects to me posting links to explicit material in which case there will be a rule.)
SUBMISSION
There is a limit of one story per author. If I allow people to submit as many as they like then I can easily see a few indivuduals making the vast majority of submissions... and we don't want that. Also does anyone really want to judge over a hundred stories?
Please do not post stories in this thread, quite apart from how confusing it would be if people had to sift through pages and pages of discussion looking for stories and how long the thread would get; Luther has a story archive which he moderates for a reason and I wouldn't want to encourage people to circumvent his authority by posting stories elsewhere.
If you submit your story to the story archive on this site it would be useful if you could prefix the title with '500 WORDS - '.
Luther has to moderate every story submitted to this site himself in his spare time, so there is usually a considerable delay between an author submitting a story and it appearing in the archive. Any story which is not available somewhere on the internet by deadline day will not be put forward for voting, so don't expect a story submitted to this site to be available in time for voting. In order to ensure your story can be read and voted for, and protect Luther's sanity, you should submit it to a third party site as well. Deviant Art, Rapidshare, Writing.com... anywhere's OK as long as it can be linked to.
Submission will take place during the last week of June... the 24th to the 30th.
Stories made available on the internet before the Wednesday the 24th of June will not be eligible
Stories not available on the internet after Tuesday the 30th of June will not be eligible
The reason why there is an earliest date for submission is that we want all stories so be submitted in a short space of time, so that they can all be considered equally and early birds don't get an advantage.
In order to submit a story, you must make me aware of it's existence and location. The best way to do this is to PM me on this site. I can't take responsibility for hunting down messages sent to me via obscure means (e.g. I have an account on FIR but rarely check so might not notice that someone has posted a submission in a forum on that site).
JUDGING
As soon as I can after the deadline I will post a thread on this site containing links to all the submitted stories. I haven't decided how long judging will take
Judging will take place democratically on this site (if this is logistically possible), and there will not be an award for overall winner... instead there will be a number of awards giving everyone a fighting chance of winning something.
Some awards will be automatic (shortest story is an obvious one) and there will be no voting for that award.
Some awards will be via nomination only, e.g. best metaphor. So I don't have to trawl through all the stories and pick out every single metaphor. After an as yet undecided nomination period, voting will begin.
For the majority of categories all stories will be automatically nominated.
Here are some awards I have thought up, feel free to add other ideas if you like.
- Shortest story (that still meets rule 2)
- Most original method of expansion
- Best metaphor or similie for expansion
- Worst use of deus ex machina
- Character you'd like to f**k
- Best introduction
- Best conclusion
- Sexiest story
- Most deviant setting
- The 'were you on drugs?' award
- Story that most makes you think 'that could actually happen'
- Largest expansion in volume per word
- Most expandees
- Most epic plot crammed into the limited space
- Story that most reads like a cheap porno
- Stephen King award for most disturbing story
- Most blissful expansion
- Best use of tension
- Best sound effects
- Most believable expandee reaction
- Story that best makes you feel as though you are there
- Most gratuitous 'crowbarring-in' of Al Gore
- Mills and Boon award for most cringeworthy erotic writing
- PJ and Duncan award for 'moral of the story'
- Most florid writing style
WINNING
I will make little jpeg 'badges' and upload them to my photobucket account in much the same way as my Writer/Artist icons work. The winners will then be able to link to the image on this site, in their signatures, on other sites, wherever really.
oh I don't mean total anonymity in perpetuity... I mean just while voting's going on, and then the author's names will be put to their work.
Because as was suggested at the bottom of page 3... People have favourite authors, and if they know which story is written by which author then I think many people will just read those stories by authors they know and like and may not bother to even read stories by new and unknown authors.
And my primary motive behind this competition was to encourage new authors.
I am making progress on the script, and if June 24 is indeed the first date to accept submissions, then I should be ready without any problems.
Carnatic, what is the best way to contact you when I have something ready to show?
I agree that it will be a lot more fun if the entries do not have names attached to them (but I intend to post mine on my DA page when it's all over, so yeah, eventually I think we can all take credit regardless of who wins). Without names, it encourages everybody to read with fresh eyes. I have to admit, if I see a story by a name I recognize, it could influence me, and it shouldn't be a popularity contest. It's more about the ideas and the stories themselves.
All it will take is someone who is not going to vote or write who is willing to anonymize them and simply assign numbers. Keep a list of which number matches which author and there ya go, right?
I'm going to e-mail this to Carnatic just so he's aware, but I'm afraid I can't follow through on the custom thing in time for this project. I'm having several issues with my web host and there are still a couple of showstopping bugs in the software that I probably won't have time to fix... unless we delay the contest. But I wouldn't want to do that.
So, maybe we're back to the original idea?
What was the original idea? Well, no worries, we've got about a month, I'm sure we can figure something out. Maybe we can ask Expansion Stories to help out or something.
Well, it should be easy enough to get a proctor who you could PM/E-Mail the stories to. It's just that as an individualist, I feel people should be able to take credit for their work.
Well, it should be easy enough to get a proctor who you could PM/E-Mail the stories to. It's just that as an individualist, I feel people should be able to take credit for their work.
Nobody will be denied credit or denied their individualism. I think the idea is just to keep it anonymous during the voting, so content is king. After the votes are cast, everybody can take credit for what is rightfully theirs.
I was thinking when voting ended, the names could be edited in.
Can the story be a poem or song?
Yep, that's the plan gHassy :) Before, it's unknown, but after, the list of who wrote what will be revealed.
yeah it can be poetry. there are no guidelines as to what form of literature the story should be in... though seeing as it has to involve a story then I guess it would be a ballad.
and yeah I guess someone will have to be an independent arbiter and abstain from voting and entering.
We still need to think about where the work can be submitted... making a special DA account is one idea.
alternatively, everyone who enters is required to create a DA account with a name such as 'inflationstorychallenge003' with the number being an unique ID... and put their story up themself. I will take responsibility for checking how many such accounts have been created and reporting back to this site, but only the author will know which is their story, so nobody need abstain.
Wouldn't that make things difficult for people who already have deviantart accounts? I mean, there's a one account per email address limit, right?
Well, what we need is somewhere that all the stories can be submitted, can be read, and voted on. It's not a insanely complicated website, at least I don't think it would be. I'm sure if we asked nicely, somewhere like ExpansionStories or someplace like that would host it for us.
Strutta.com looks like it could work, but we would have to add a lot of countries to make sure everybody is represented. By default it's Canada and US so other countries have to be added by hand -- I suppose anyone not represented by that should simply speak up to make sure they are on the list, and it's pretty well solved. But you can set it up so the judging works however you want it to work, and they host the contest site. And it's free. Take a look and see if that is an option.
A thought:
Which convention of word counting will be used? I've participated in this sort of thing in the past, and am aware of several different methods, all of which turn up slightly different results.
If you're confused by this, some examples I offer-
-Counting overall letters/characters divided by average word size (usually 5 or 6 characters)
-lines total representing average word count per line
-straight-up actual-number-of-words count
-word count omitting particles
-etc...
What I've seen work best is the judge or moderator selects two or three conventions, links to sites that provide word counting for free, and allow entries that conform to at least ONE of the official formats.
I'm still undecided if I'm going to take part in this, but I think it's a swell idea to pump some life back into the dwindling writer's quarter of our community. Cheers for the notion, Carnatic!
(My apologies if this has already been addressed; I am suffering from a severe attention defecit at the moment.)
I've been doing it as a straight word count. MS Word has a "Word Count" button, and it just tallies em up. The downside is that it DOES count things seperated by "..." as one word, for instance, "What...what's going on?" would be 3 words, and not 4, but that's a minor quibble.
I think the word count should be pure word count, no averages. It's only 500 words, so it's not that hard to do a manual count if you have to.
A thought:Which convention of word counting will be used? I've participated in this sort of thing in the past, and am aware of several different methods, all of which turn up slightly different results.
If you're confused by this, some examples I offer-
-Counting overall letters/characters divided by average word size (usually 5 or 6 characters)
-lines total representing average word count per line
-straight-up actual-number-of-words count
-word count omitting particles
-etc...What I've seen work best is the judge or moderator selects two or three conventions, links to sites that provide word counting for free, and allow entries that conform to at least ONE of the official formats.
I'm still undecided if I'm going to take part in this, but I think it's a swell idea to pump some life back into the dwindling writer's quarter of our community. Cheers for the notion, Carnatic!
(My apologies if this has already been addressed; I am suffering from a severe attention defecit at the moment.)
I wasn't even aware there were other ways to word count. So I meant simply number of words... best not complicate things, also it's what most people will have assumed.
Inflate123, I checked out that site, seems pretty good, looks like it would work pretty well for the contest :) Now we just need someone to set it up.
In my line of work, a word is constituted by every five characters -- the whole text segment thing. But honestly, we just go by what MS Word tells us.
Since not everyone here uses MS Word, how about we go by this:
http://www.wordcounttool.com/
Cut and paste your story into that counter. That way, everybody's using the same exact word counter. That site told me I'm one word over, whereas MS Word told me I was one word under.
The site does not count numbers, so if you use them, add them in to its total (ie 23 is "twenty-three" and therefore one hyphenated word).
Also, I am not counting the title -- just the body copy -- which strikes me as fair.
I wasn't even aware there were other ways to word count. So I meant simply number of words... best not complicate things, also it's what most people will have assumed.
Yea, it split my head the first time the notion was introduced as well. But as Inflate123 points out, it's a rather common thing, particularly for writers involved print media periodicals and such. Always odd to peek in at the exotic aspects of the mundane chores some people have, ne?
Since not everyone here uses MS Word, how about we go by this:www.wordcounttool.com/
Cut and paste your story into that counter. That way, everybody's using the same exact word counter. That site told me I'm one word over, whereas MS Word told me I was one word under.
Also, I am not counting the title -- just the body copy -- which strikes me as fair.
This is precsicely what I was talking about and suggesting. Thank you, Inflate123, for doing the requisite legwork to back up my wild claims. :D
I agree about the title, and would also submit that the byline be exempt from the total. ...Unless they're being entered anynomously, in which case my new suggestion is moot. (Can't remember, don't feel like re-reading.)
I really wish that I had an idea for an fitting story that wasn't novella-length in size to suit this little endeavor. Perhaps I'll have to pry something out of the ol' brainpan and scrub it free of excess verbage...
I still think it's too complex... the idea of the competition was to encourage new writers to have a go, using a word counting system intended for professional writers will just discourage novices.
Furthermore, some people have already written stories.
True, but the word count is important I think. It forces people to be creative with their stories and figure out how to make every word really count.
Yeah, but as important as that is, the main objective was to encourage new writers... so the competition will have failed in its objective if a complicated word count system results in more creative stories but discourages new writers.
Well, it's not that complicated, most word proccessors have a "Word Count" button or something like that. And I think that that word limit encourages new writers. If I recall, the Expansion Chat Group on DA had a number of writing contests, and the one with the most submissions was the poetry contest which had a 200 word limit.
oh sorry dragon... yeah of course there is a word count it's the whole point of the competition... I mistakenly thought you were among those arguing for a more sophisticated work count.
The answer to this is probably obvious but does the title count against the 500-word limit?
Ohh, no no, I think the simplest word count is the way to go. Just a straight "Number of words"
And Pakona, I think we agreed that the title doesn't count, but I'm not positive. Hehe, if it does, I'll need to edit :)
Furthermore, some people have already written stories.
Have you already received entries? Where do I send mine?
Seconded, what system are we using submission?
I just had a thought. We could still name the authors of the stories, but nix the overaeching contest. Instead, each piece would be awarded individually on their own merits ( think Xbox 360 Achievements). Anyone else like this idea?
but who whould decide who should be awarded what?
yeah of course the title doesn't count
There is an earliest submission date... see the original post. I think I will look into that website mentioned at the end of page 5
We could still name the authors of the stories, but nix the overaeching contest. Instead, each piece would be awarded individually on their own merits ( think Xbox 360 Achievements). Anyone else like this idea?
500-Word Inflation Story Contest: Where Your Entry Is Special, Just Like Everyone Else's
yeah of course the title doesn't count
lol thanks, just wanted to make sure.
I'd have to agree with Double, I think rewarding each story would detract from the contest a bit...
Carn's original post suggests lots of awards based on lots of criteria, again, as a way to call out excellent contributions. This is not a winner-take-all competition where everybody but one person gets ignored; it's more like a dog show. Yeah, we might wind up with one Best Story, but we're also going to have a lot of "best of breed" prizes.
gHassy, think less about the awards and more about the process of writing. I really believe that was Carnatic's goal, to stimulate contributions. And I think it's working, so I'm not in favor of calling off the contest plans that brought us this far.
But with two weeks until the deadline, I would like to see them solidified. :)
I'm definitely going to try and crank something out before the deadline. Given my tendency to go overboard with descriptions, the word limit poses a significant challenge, but might make a good exercise in self-discipline.
All I need is a decent premise.
I just don't see a plan in place at the moment; who to turn the story into, where it will be posted, will it be anonymous, will i have credit? All those are nagging questions for me.
As for who, we don't know, as for where, we don't know, but as for Annon and Credit, Allow me to explain.
Yes, the story will be annonymous, BUT, and this is the important part, ONLY for the voting. As soon as voting is over, names will be revealed. We're doing this so that people vote for the story, not for the writer.
I'd have to agree with Double, I think rewarding each story would detract from the contest a bit...
Actually, I was just making a smartass joke. I liked the original idea of different awards. However, I do not think that awards should be invented just so that every story gets an award. Keep them topical, but don't bend over backwards to make them all-inclusive.
One week warning! Be warned, The submissions begin on June 24th and end on June 30th! That's a week away, so get those stories polished!
I just don't see a plan in place at the moment; who to turn the story into, where it will be posted, will it be anonymous, will i have credit? All those are nagging questions for me.
Seconded. Carnatic, what's the process? I reread your original poast, but if we post them publicly per those instructions, it won't be a blind contest.
We could email them all to you and have you create a thread with them all in it, I suppose. Or that site I linked to might work. Your contest, your call.
gHassy, same answer as before regarding credit: you will get credit after the community has voted. You can then post it wherever you want under your nickname, your real name, whatever you like. It's your story; nobody's going to take that away from you. But for the voting, it's more fun and more fair to keep the authors anonymous. All Carnatic has to do is assign numbers to the entries and remove the names during judging. It's pretty simple and not permanent.
Well, tomorrow is the day! I hope everyone's ready :)
Okay...not sure where Carnatic's gone, hopefully he's not taken ill or something horrible like that. But since he set up the instructions, I've taken the liberty of getting things started, since the submission start date is officially here.
If Carnatic reappears with a better plan, scrap this one and follow his! :) But in the meantime, this will at least get stories posted and discussion going...
http://prosethatblows500.strutta.com
To enter, you must create a new Strutta account. Do NOT use your community nickname for this account name -- use a new, unrelated alias, because your account name will be visible by everyone who reads the stories. And rather than sit there all day thinking of a new alias, I suggest you just use something related to your story title to keep it simple.
Make sure your story has a title. We will refer to the stories by title during the judging and discussion phase. After the judging is completed, you can own up to your alias and claim your story. You will then be encouraged to repost your story to the forum, website, or online archive of your choice with your full name and contact info (and/or adding a note about any awards it has won if you so choose!).
Remember, check your word count at
http://wordcounttool.com
just so we're all using the same measuring stick.
I'm about I just have a day job, which I've just got back from.
Thanks for setting that up I123... I totally would not have had the time or motivation.
I declare the submission period OPEN!!!
I tried to access the wordcount tool website but it seems my computer cannot connect to the database.
Can a microsoft word count be a suitable substitute?
I tried to access the wordcount tool website but it seems my computer cannot connect to the database.Can a microsoft word count be a suitable substitute?
Yeah, that site appears to be buggered. I'm going with the word count that OpenOffice gave me.
I apologize if this has been addressed already, but just how rigid is the word-limit for these stories? That is to say, how far over the 500 word limit can a person go before they receive the 'Stamp of Excess' on their work? Is it precisely 500 words, any amount beyond which is unacceptable, or is there a little flexibility? My story is finished, but I'm still working on slimming it down (this month was insanely busy for me, so my entry was a bit last-minute). I'm just wondering how tight I need to make it so I that I know much re-structuring I need to do.
I'm not one of the rule guideliners, but i think the 500 word thing is pretty important. I mean, heh, it's the name of the whole contest :) I'm at 502 right now, and just looking for any way to get those last two words done.
I suspected as much, but I just wanted to make sure. I'm used to writing academic essays where the word limit has a certain degree of unspoken flexibility (approximately 'X' number of words), allowing you to go a little bit over or under without drawing any heat.
I'm at about 612 words right now, since I just fired off the basic story first, then set to whittling back the word-count. I think I can slice away another fifty or so words without seriously disrupting the flow, though after that things are going to get tricky.
Krug, that's the fun part :) It was a huge challenge for me to make it 500 words, heh, as people who read my stuff know, I tend to be extremely verbose and long winded in my stories :-D It was a good experiment to try something new and difficult, heh, also helped me decide on a story, normally that's the hard part for me.
I don't think that level of annonyminity would work, as how would you who to reward. I say the people should release it with their name on it so they get credit for the work they've done.