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comgoog3
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I need to get rid of this dumb account...

darth_clone19
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All of the above.

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Auriga
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Suddenly stick an inflation plug onto your back, to your surprise it actually merges, make your skin look rubbery. Then attach a helium tank and fssssssssshhhhhhhhh you suddenly triple in size becoming comically spheric and float away.

WendigoSkin

I (if you allow me to say such things, of course) would put some helium pills in your beverage and look at you helplessly floating around smiling.
By the way, are you a man or a woman?

articguna1

i would lure you to a water park then force you to drink water from a hose that leads into a olympic sized pool then id watch you pop then go off to find my next victim.