I was at work today and offered one of my female coworkers a candy berry. Out of nowhere she starts reenacting violet's dialog in the blueberry scene from willy wonka. It caught me totally by surprise and I played it cool, like it was normal but wow was it awesome.
I'm wondering if anyone else has had similar events happen and how they reacted to them.
awkward situations
Thu, 06/09/2011 - 07:38
#1
awkward situations
Thu, 06/09/2011 - 11:23
#3
A friend an I were talking about dreams and she mentioned that she occasionally has lucid episodes.
"Well, if I'm in charge, I'll start with some big balloon boobs," she stated, placed her hands on her breasts and made an exhalent sound akin to "fwooop" as she moved them outward to define her desired dimensions. It was awesome and I would be surprised if she didn't realise how much my interest was piqued. Perhaps she thought I'm just a breast man, little realising it was the exact wording and the pneumatic theatrics that had me blushing more so than her proposed dimensions.
She is the wife of a friend, and that's where it ends.
Pongo
Thu, 06/09/2011 - 22:26
#4
I have awkward situations where some of my female friends have complained of stomach troubles or how bloated they are.
Problem is, some of them I really highly respect. I mean, so highly that I would never dare to think about in such a context. So it really messes with my mind - I had to actually ask her not to mention any problems with her digestive system in my vicinity 'cos it was getting pretty annoying.
Thu, 06/09/2011 - 22:32
#5
The closest thing that's ever happened to me was a very long time ago when some girls in my class were sharing some strawberries amongst themselves, and one of them mentioned that she wasn't sure if she should be eating them since she thought she might be allergic, but her friend quickly told her "I'm sure you would be blowing up like a balloon right now if you were".
Hehehe...
Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:22
#6
One time we had a bunch of people over, and I was playing bartender. I was making Blue Hawaiians and a girl that someone brought who I barely knew said "One more of these and I'm going to blow up into a blueberry!" then proceeded to puff out her cheeks. Needless to say I played it cool, but my heart was POUNDING.
Fri, 06/17/2011 - 18:04
#7
Blue_Eyes
My best friend (who isn't very blessed in the chest department) and I were at the theater. While the previews for that Captain America movie played and showed him getting turned into the super buff hero from the serum, she laughed and claimed that "she wished that was real because she would make her boobs grow to become giant".
Had to put on my best poker face for a few seconds.
Sat, 06/18/2011 - 17:55
#8
jonathan856
girls are hard wired to find out what boys want
Tue, 06/28/2011 - 10:43
#9
Do you ever think it's a little messed up that we have to hide our reactions to such simple, innocent little things? No one would expect you to just act normally if a girl started talking about how much she likes to rub her tits against car windows. If anything, showing no reaction to this type of stuff probably makes you seem weirder than if you reacted normally.
Also, have you ever considered that maybe these people are making inflation references on purpose? Like they're really into it? You could be missing out on something.
I'm one to talk, since I never talk to people about this kind of stuff IRL. I just think it shouldn't be that big of a deal. I mean really, who cares?
Tue, 06/28/2011 - 11:58
#10
No, i think that's wishful thinking. If i applied that to my other fetish it would mean women put tracksuits on as a form of seduction rather than dressing down. I use that example because i know the rest of you don't share that and it helps to show how it looks from outside.
Wed, 06/29/2011 - 22:29
#11
Before my friend knew about my inflation fetish/human-blueberry otherkin stuff, he looked at this most amazing blue dress and exclaimed 'You'd look just like a blueberry!' I mostly tried not to blush and gave a simple 'Heh, very Violet-esque', since he knew I was a huge fan of the movie anyway.
Little less awkward and more 'are we really doing this' when my best friend takes me and my boyfriend to a sex shop in the search for blueberry lube and then buys it for us for my boyfriend's eighteenth. Damnit, I love my friends sometimes.
I've only ever had it happen with minor things. I just try to keep a calm exterior despite what's going on inside my head.
No idea how I'd react to something a blatant as that. Nice job on the keeping cool.