Inflation Audio Projects

I know this subject has been brought up several times on these forums over the years, and I sincerely hope I'm not beating a dead horse into a fine paste by posting this.

For some time now, I've had quite a few outlines and scripts for inflation audio projects collecting dust on my hard drive, which I've been looking for a way to put to use.  The problem, of course, is finding an actress or actresses to provide the vocals.  I know that Cyndi has long since ceased to accept such commissions, and I've yet to hear of anyone else who is willing to undertake such work, which leaves me at something of an impass. 

This is almost certainly a shot in the dark, and I sincerely apologize if I'm making a nuisance of myself by posting this, but I was curious to know if there is anyone out there who would either be willing to take a shot at performing these pieces (for payment, of course), or who knows of anybody who would.

Once again, my deepest apologies for any equine cadaver abuse I'm inadvertantly engaging in by posting this.