I belive this person is a child AND underage!!!... can someone look into this?
eljacko15
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 19:12
#1
eljacko15
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 23:11
#3
Following the blog link in his/her profile, it's pretty clear that eljacko15 is a teenager and a student, either high school or college age.
Suspicious, could be underage, but no proof either way as far as I can tell. But, lacking patience, I didn't read the entire blog.
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 01:04
#4
BlueberryGirl06
Snitches get stitches
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 01:05
#5
BlueberryGirl06
Snitches get stitches
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 01:05
#6
BlueberryGirl06
Snitches get stitches
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 11:58
#7
Hey, come on now. We are trying to run a respectable seedy back alley of the Internet here. Gotta make sure our clients are of legal age, lest the fuzz, or worse, the general, judging, dismissive public start poking their noses around here.
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 18:23
#8
eljacko15
The answer to your question is no, I'm not a kid. I'm not sure what gave you this impression, PGH, but it's a false one. Possibly my unwillingness to disclose my actual location to you? That's easy: I keep my private life and my online life separate. Never the twain shall meet, especially where inflation is concerned. I was breaking this personal tenate of mine by linking to my "normal person" blog. I understand now that this was an error in judgment, as I can definitely see why some of it might arouse suspicion. Rest assured that when I say "school" on my blog I am referring to my university. Removing the blog from my profile now would only cause more suspicion, so I'll leave it up for another week or so until people are confident in the legitimacy of the following statement: I am over the age of 18. That is all you need to know about the "Jack" behind eljacko15, and from this point forward I will endeavor to ensure that it remains the only thing known.
Regardless, as I'm sure you can imagine, I'm not particularly enthusiastic about the level of scrutiny that you have brought down upon me, inflation PGH. An investigation of my private life is a catastrophe in any context, but a witch hunt is frankly the worst. So thanks for accusing me publically based on your little hunch. I'd say you're due for a congratulatory pat on the back and/or trophy. But the trophy is tied to your leg. And the pat occurs on the railing of a bridge overlooking the river Thames. Also the trophy is a weight. And the pat is a knife.
I may have outstretched this metaphor.
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 19:15
#9
Just a tad, I think.
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 12:38
#10
Blue_Eyes
The fuck am I reading?
Unrelated, but isn't being a child and being underage the same thing? And what tipped you off?