You -might- want to change your profile information, then. It says you do not want to be contacted about RP.
You also say you want the female to give detailed posts about how it feels for your furry body to inflate. Please tell me you plan on giving equally detailed responses to HER, as well.
NOBODY likes to feel like they are RP'ing by themselves. Also, spellcheck is your friend.
sorry for the bad tittle i rush typed it.
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