Pretty Fricking Weird

I'm probably only posting this because I'm tired enough to do so, but hey - if I meet someone new this way, it's worth it.

Lately I've found myself craving the very, very *weird*.  I am looking for people who are willing to do the following:

Hand/Foot Inflation

Head/Face Inflation (cheeks and lips are somewhat common I guess, but I'm really looking for 100%, nose ears and eyes - I even enjoy a roleplay that's just the head inflating)

Muscle Inflation

Full Latex Transformation (to the point where eyes and lips are painted on the face and hair is one solid balloon shape)

Transgendering

Anthro Transformation (feline, canine and bovine at least)

Clown Transformation

Full Balloon Transformation (transforming into a perfectly spherical balloon of a not-tan color with either a painted-on face or no features whatsoever)

Voice Modification (voice either getting higher with helium or deeper as the inflatee grows; also, difficulty talking as the face inflates)

Segmenting (forming into shapes like balloon animals and then separating at the joints)

Partial Popping (popping the above segments one at a time)

Burping/Farting (clean please, nothing chunky)

If you are willing to roleplay any number of these (along with the typical inflation basics), please let me know.  I would like to play both inflator and inflatee, possibly at the same time.  I prefer willing inflations (particularly when the inflatee is excited and/or curious) but I also very much enjoy being treated like a toy and being entirely at the mercy of someone else.  If any of this pushes any of your personal buttons, let me know :D