Idea - Mass Effect: Garrus Vakarian Inflation

I've seen one fanart of a bloaty Garrus, and frankly I don't think the turian gets enough R34/36 in regards to inflation. Could a Mass Effect fan with better writing skills than myself come up with something, preferably Shakarian?

BlownUp

WTF... Mass Effect? Garrus? *google google*

Apparently he is some kind of lizard/insectoid/person in a recent Bioware video game.

-Blown Up

lurker1912

I wouldn't mind seeing James Vega get blowed up real good :D