pregnancy jokes

some ware there was a thread on pregnancy jokes.
I would like to print it out for a friend at church.

Q what's the difference between pregnant a woman and a time bomb.
A some one usually knows win a time bomb well go off.

Q what's the difference between a pregnant woman and a water balloon.
A a water balloon complains less.

some may find a pregnant woman complaints attractive.
if You listen to her complain about the swelling  it's not too hard to imagine her turning in to a blueberry