the day a town's women got inflated by intelligent blueberries

NoIn earth orbit the Hubble telescope spotted a comet and a asteroid field 350000 kilometers away from our solar system. It observed the comet go through the asteroid field. What the Hubble telescope could not see was the comet was caring was tiny spores. Spores so small they where is invisible to the naked eye. The comet was part of a planet that exploded 500 years ago from the Kayman Galaxy And the remains was scattered through out the universe. The comet passed through the Kayman Galaxy on its annual 100 year trip to our solar system. But on this trip the comet changed course and went through the astroid belt. The comet's head hit one one of the larger asteroids and caused the explosion of the astroid which was the size of Rhode island. To splinter in all sizes. The largest one was the size of the Willamette Meteorite started hurling towards earth orbit at 43,000 km per second at that rate. The meteor would be in earth's atmosphere in 15 days. When the meteor was ousted from its orbit by the comet it was sprayed with the dust from the comet. The meteor changed color from a black to a blueish-grey. And headed towards our solar system and earth and it would it change a town forever. 15 days later. The meteor landed leaving a huge trench about a 1/2 mile long and about 15 feet deep. And it landed near some blueberry bushes. The fire department was dispatched to put out the fire from the meteor. And some scientists came down to exam the meteor but it was too hot get close. The scientists asked the fire department to hose down the meteor to cool it down which they did. Once this cooled down we will move this and take it too the lab. But with the water being sprayed it released a gas through the steam. The steam floated over the blueberry bushes and with the radiation from the meteor. The blueberries began to swell. First to four inches then to a 16 pound bowling ball. Then to a four foot beach ball. As the blueberries where swelling up in size they became self aware in intelligence and began to have faces. And they continued to swell to their maximum size. They began to fall off the blueberry bushes and explore their surroundings. At first they could only roll short distance between the farm and the forest. Then they learned to bounce. As they learned about about humans from exploring by night and quietly watching them. Then they learned through the library's internet access. That certain women wanted to be inflated like balloons or blueberries. Then a scout found out about the humans making pies and muffins by using blueberries this made the leader angry at first. But his anger turned to thought we will blueberry these women. Willing or not he chuckled. We will plan our blueberring of this town's women. Two days later the blueberries began their blueberrying the first woman was named Karen Knowles a perky blonde Was working in her kitchen making blueberry muffins. When her doorbell rang. She went to answer the door when she got there was no one there. She thought neighborhood kids playing a prank. The blueberry shrunk so small and moved so quick that Karen did not hear or see a thing. As she closed the door the blueberry began to return to its huge size, and it blocked the way to the kitchen. When Karen turned around from the door she was face to face with a giant 10 foot blueberry with a eyes and a mouth and teeth. She said oh my God there is a monster in my house. She tried to run but the blueberry sensed this and blocked her way. Then the blueberry began to push Karen to the far wall. She tried to push the blueberry away but the blueberry was too strong and Karen was against the wall with her arms where at shoulder level and the rest of her body sank into the blueberry. She was helpless and scared. She noticed that the blueberry turned its self towards where the crown would be facing Karen's mouth. Karen turned her face to the left and to the right. But the blueberry used its crown to lock her into place. The crown opened her mouth and sweet blueberry juice went into Karen's mouth and down her throat and into her stomach. Then blueberry let go and rolled away and left. Leaving Karen in puzzled. Then a few seconds later she looked in the mirror in her living room. And noticed that her nose was turning blue and then her face and hands. What's going on? What's happening to me she screamed. She ran to the phone but she was stopped by a sharp gurgling sound from her stomach. She touched it and she noticed it was bigger. Like she was carrying twins full term. Then she felt her butt widened and swell,along with her breasts went from a 36c to a 48ff in seconds. She felt her arms began to swell and rise to shoulder level. She screamed oh my God. What's happening to my body!!! I am turning into a blueberry. She began to starfish as her body swelled her breasts, arms and legs began to disappear into the swelling ball of her body. Her fear began to turn into pure enjoyment. I want to be a big blueberry. I want to be the biggest,fattest,blueberry in town. The swelling began to slow down and then stopped. Karen looked into the mirror and she smiled with the biggest smile on her face. She was as huge as the 2005 Violet blueberry from Charlie and the chocolate factory. She enjoyed her new body when the news came on the TV from the kitchen. She heard about other women turning into blueberries. The second incident Karen heard was a woman's aerobics class turning into blueberries. The women including the female instructor had blissful smiles on their faces,the men of the town where baffled about their wives and girlfriends being turning into blueberries. The female TV that was interviewing one of the women that turned into a blueberry. Was turned into a blueberry right on TV. The doctors tried to find a cure but they couldn't find one. The blueberries inflated the women in the town. Till a thunderstorm came in that night and rain that came down hard and slowed the radiation feed that gave the blueberries their size and intelligence and they began to deflate to normal blueberry size. But the women did not deflate nor could be juiced. But the lived blissful lives as blueberries. As for the meteor It was locked a way in a research center for how the blueberries swelled up in size and intelligence. Then one day for the spring planting a farmer in another town found six foot,10 ton meteorite where he planted his blueberry bushes. But that's another story for another time 

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