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Ocean Assimilater
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Inauguration Speech

Look, if anyone here knows the second law of Thermodynamics, it states that the entropy of any isolated system not in thermal equilibrium almost always increases. Entropy itself is a thermodynamic quality that represents the unavailability of a system's thermal energy for conversion into mechanical work. So while I can talk a good talk about science, it doesn't mean anything unless I explain why I'm spending my time, and inevitably yours, blathering on about science in an inflation forum. 

Well my mind had reached a total entropy level, as it were. I've been into inflation as much as anyone here has for a long time, in fact, my origins with it, I can trace back to when I was three years old, and maybe farther back. But what I mean by that, is after keeping a thought in your head, a secret passion for so long, it degrades and flattens into a thick, worthless paste. So earlier this Winter, I opened up to my friend about my inflation fetish, and I realized that I needed someone to open up to, after holding it in for so long, someone to talk to about it was refreshing. Months past, I tried roleplaying with him twice, and then he went out of it. I tried opening up to another friend and roleplaying with him, but that only worked once.

So now I end up where I am today, in a mood of development and deep thinking, I decided to open up to the one place I know on the internet, that refuge exists for what I like.

So here we are, and I guess I better introduce myself in a slightly formal manner at the least.

I will be known as Ocean Assimilater here, because my fur is pretty and white because as I'm very, minorally popular on Youtube, just a bit, I don't want to spoil my personality for the risk of something happening.

I have been into inflation for at least twelve years, making up 4/5th's of my life.

My history with the inflation scene started with a Tom and Jerry episode called "Muscle Beach Tom," before my second history piece was the famous around here, Blueberry Inflation Scene from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. I watched the scene over, and over again, my young brain at the time not comprehending what it meant further down the line, just that, it had an odd air I liked.

I tended to obligate to Furry inflation more, and more specifically Pokemon inflation, obligating with my earlier tendency of liking Pokemon and Furries.

I liked inflation of my arguably favorite character ever, a Pokemon named Lugia, the most. And sometime around when I started imagining myself taking part in inflation fictionally, I adapted an Anthro Lugia form for that and never looked back.

I created a set of etiquette for my inflation ideals, and after looking around here for a bit, I realized my ideals are a lot different than the majority here. I really dislike popping in my brain, an inflatee must obligate to be inflated, and that's already going against eighty percent of people here. (I studied the polls.)

I operate in this inflation world entirely fictionally as of now, as the idea of inflating myself physically doens't appeal to me. I get crampy and in pain whenever I eat a little too much food, I don't want to attempt real life inflation.

My favorite type of inflation is water.

And I don't think I have much else to say about myself except explain why I went so sciency at the beginning.

One of my loves in life is science. I study all kinds of things everytime I get, even if it's something completely out of my weightclass, like Quantum Physics. And because of how quantitative I am over how qualitative I am, that interupts my inflation ideas a bit. Instead of going off of qualitative obersvations about myself inflating, like "I'm so big, so soft", I instead run numbers off in my head to figure out how much I'd be weighing, or my size numerically instead of a rough guess. I don't know if that impacts the suppositive experience of roleplaying or writing, but pfft.

So why make a post here for seemingly no reason? I guess I just want to get out, after sitting in my mind for all this time, I want to branch out to more than just two friends who don't know what I'm even talking about, and more in the direction, of people who know what I mean, and maybe create a bit, just a bit, of conversation.

Maybe something I kept secret for so long can be set free. I don't know how, but maybe it just will.

"The smartest idiot of the generation."

pump1131

This was an interesting read, but aren't you a little bit young to be on a website like this one?

I think it's good to come to terms with your sexual eccentricities and accept them as a part of you. Opening up to others is always good, but I don't advise that you do it with platonic friends, especially not in a roleplaying context. By doing that, you're injecting an element of sexual interaction into a relationship with someone who probably has absolutely no interest in any of this. Don't open up about your fetishes to random friends. Most people don't want to know.

All that said, it sounds like you're struggling under the crushing weight of ennui, nerdiness, and being a 15 year old. Don't get all involved with internet weirdoes and end up as one of those people who draws hundreds of pictures of inflated Lugias or whatever. Take up a hobby. You're articulate and love science; channel that into something. Instead of glancing through all these eclectic things like quantum physics, find something especially interesting and learn as much as you can about it. It'll pay off in the long run.

In short: you're way too young to be here, get out.

PS: You're using the word "obligate" wrong.

Another Canadian Guy
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I'm afraid I'm inclined to agree with pump1131 here, as much as it's good to see more members on here and to see yourself very open about your interests, this is an adult site and most of what goes on here usually isn't for the underaged, or any of it for that matter.

Man-to-man, I was in a similar location at your age. You were/are probably quite confident in whom you are and want to share that with others, hoping to get stuff in return. Truth be told, at least in my experiences, people just don't care about that kind of stuff. Most people would actually stereotype you as a typical nerd/man-child for not liking more "age-appropriate" stuff. It's fine to enjoy that kind of stuff, but sadly you can't really share it with anyone just yet as people your age are very judgemental and very harsh. And I get that you like to share science and intelligence, but on most sites, people don't care about the work you put into writing it and may just skip it entirely. This isn't supposed to sound harsh, but it's true. Most people just don't care about things that don't relate to the topic of the group, and that applies pretty much anywhere.

Also like pump1131 said, the temptation may be there to draw and fantasize a lot of Lugia stuff, but your basically going to end up dwelling on that and it's not going to be productive or benefitial in any way. You sound smart, so change your path while you still can at an early age. Right now you need to focus on education and your maturity growth. When you hit the right age you'll know when to come back here, and we will be right here with open arms. Right now though you want attention, and while I commend your bravery for looking online in places like this, it's best not to, especially on sites like these.

(Not on here too often, replies might be slow.)

LutherVKane
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

The registration form for this site has a checkbox labeled "I am over 18 years of age". That's not a joke. You have to be over 18 to be here.