Looking to be inflated and popped! :3c

I'm looking for a partner today to inflate and pop me, it's not my usual goto but its what I want right now. Maybe a maniacal doctor/professor hellbent on destruction and is looking for a way to cause such destruction without being the one to blame. What sort of inflation? Well, I was thinking something along the lines of a highly combustible gel that's mixed with hydrogen for some extra bang and just a little bit of phosphorus so it explodes a beautiful purple. If this is enough to get your attention, c'mon and message me~! If ya add me on skype or email me, make sure you include where you got my info!

Looking for someone who can make pretty good sized and consistant posts. Really only requirement. Preferably a male partner but any gender is alright. I'll be playing as my fursona, Troika. :)

Email- truegamer20@gmail.com
Skype- Volos_The_Dragon