Sex while inflating

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Dr Kaboom
Sex while inflating

Who has fantasies about having sex with some one when that person is blowing up like a balloon?

toolazy

*raises hand*

AirPump
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I don't have to fantasize anymore...

 

 

Fill 'er up!

Margeret Moonlught
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Pretty sure that literally everyone on this site fantasizes about that.

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MixMaster (not verified)

Eh, I wouldn't neccesarily say everyone. I do, but some people just see it as something non-sexual. 

Irregardless, inflation is a bunch of fun either way :3

Blue_Eyes
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A sexual fetish that is seen as non sexual? What?

Pretty sure that is an oxymoron, like saying a giant midget.

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FloatingHighUp

On the contrary! I'm Asexual. I don't fine sex appealing in the slightest. But there's something about inflation that just gets me going. I can't explain it, but it's about the only thing that can really set me off. So to me, having sex with someone while they're inflating doesn't interest me in the slightest. 

Blue_Eyes
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I'm not going to say anything about this whole Asexual/Bi gender/multiple gender fad, because it will get me in trouble here most likely.

So....ok sure.

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AirPump
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Calling sexual preference a "fad" is the hallmark of intollerance.

 

Fill 'er up!

Margeret Moonlught
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That moment when you accidentally start a discussion like this.

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Blue_Eyes
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In todays world, it is. Just like every other "lifestyle" that comes and goes due to popularity on websites and other forms of media. You hear about them for a couple months to a year and then they die down and a new one pops up.

There are probably prior cases that I am too young to remember and I may miss some, but for me it started with:

Skateboarding/Extreme sports, it became "cool" and then everybody suddenly became an expert skateboarder/biker, etc.It died off until we got...

Atkins became popular and then suddenly everyone was not eating carbohydrates and doing whatever the hell else was involved with that fad diet lifestyle. that died off until we got....

Jackass because "cool" and then suddenly everyone started being an obnoxious dickhead messing with people.Then that died off until we got...

"Being Gay" became cool, with tv shows, movies, books, celebrties, etc. That lasted a little longer but it died down and then we got....

That Guido/Jersey Shore thing which became "cool" that died down and then we got....

Vegetarianism/Vegans that became cool and now suddenly everyone is telling you how green their diet is and how bad meat is blah blah, that died down until we got....

Athiesm, suddenly everyone was one, which to be fair didn't last very long. That died down until we got...

MMA/UFC became popular and then suddenly everyone was a 18th degree black belt in super tiger tai jitsu and could kick anyones ass "in the octogon" We are on the tail end of this, then we had....

Femenists/SJWs which suddenly everyone online became ultra concerned with social issues and equal rights. Bullying people in a hypocritical tyrade that didn't agree with their point of view. That died down real quick due to the sheer idiocy and annoyance of its population, to then give us....

Intagram fitness/Physique where everyone "lifted bro" and was obsessed with posting half naked pictures of their roided out ass online. We are still in the tail ends of this one but its beginning to slow.

Multiple Gender/Sexualities where now suddenly everyone online is a bi-gender pansexual with PTSD and a Tumblr page, looking to "educate the intolerant ones" about the now sudden 8 gender and sexualities. (I am sure they are making up more as I type this but its all that I could care to count) We are right in the middle of this one and once I heard about it, I used to joke that I "identified" as a Dolphin, but it suddenly brings me to find out that there are now people who now claim they are...

Bi-Species...or whatever the hell it is called. Claiming that they were born the wrong species and that they "identify as a cat" (in this case) and I am sure we are going to see more of this to come.

 

So yeah, give it another 6 months to a year and then suddenly everyone will be identifying and a....I don't know....1996 Honda Civic with OCD?

 

 

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Margeret Moonlught
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Dude chill lol

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Bapho
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This is what happens when people take shit they see on 4chan to heart

Sakeen

Blueeyes makes a good point here. 

airtankgirl5
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Fortunately, tolerance isn't required.

I accept foolish people have foolish ideas.  Nowhere is it required that I tolerate foolish ideas.

However, in order to continue to use the luxury that is this site, we all do have to adhere to certain house rules.  At least....I think we do.  I've never really tested it.

 

Another Canadian Guy
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Asexuality is where you biologically produce very minimal amounts of estrogen/testosterone targeted for sexual drive. Some people say it's a fad, but others actually do have it. I don't care to talk about Bi gender or stuff like that, but I took biology as a major in high school (higher level) and can confirm asexuality is very real.

(Not on here too often, replies might be slow.)

FloatingHighUp

Thank you for the comment! While some may be Asexual as a result of lower hormones, I can assure you that is not the case for many, myself included. It's quite strange... While I may have no interest in sex, this fetish seems to be the only thing that really 'sets me off' as it were. I don't understand why that is, but it's been the case for as long as I can remember. Trust me, my 'sex drive' is fully functional. :) 

For those wanting to possibly know more, a great book online is this one: http://www.asexualityarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/AsexualityABriefIntroduction.pdf 

It helped me to find the label that I use today, and it helps clear up a lot of questions around Asexuality. :) 

Violin100

I have and actually wrote a short story about it. It's somewhere in my collection of unfinished stories. 

silvergold357

Sooooo, let's leave the social commentary to the talk show hosts and get back to the topic at hand shall we?

The idea of inflation always finds a way to creep into my mind, even if that wasn't the plan. I don't have a girlfriend so my sexual fun times come through meeting girls at parties (classy, I know). I'm obviously not going to tell this girl that I just met about my fetish, but I can definitely keep it in the back of my mind when we start to go at it. 

One of my favorite memories is when the lights were off so there were a lot of shadows dancing around. With imagination going full speed it looked like her chest was inflating a bit with every thrust. Her loud breathing also made it sound like she was continually being pumped up too. She's on top so I have my hands on her bubble butt, which feel inflated anwyay. I get this idea in my head that if I go hard enough I can pop her like a party balloon (cuz I'm into that) so it keeps me going despite alcohol doing its best to keep me down... heh

I know that's a bit graphic but I figured that was the point of this thread

Lopni

thanks for a beautiful comment - maybe when time comes someone will remember your post! ^_^

cause that's how you do it in real life, with all due care of course - sperm softens the neck of the womb, while arousal or (ideally) orgasm of your lady starts its activity. By having sex while fully inflated you actually help your beloved to pop like a party balloon ^_^

Drybonesx

Lock the thread, please God lock it... 

I'm mean. 

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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN FORSAKEN BY THE DARK STAR

IT MUST BE CONSUMED

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bodyinflationboy
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Can I imagine I'm the one inflating?