"breast" inflation?

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giwake
"breast" inflation?

SO i've had this idea on my mmind for some time:

place two needles connected to a pump on your breasts.

turn on the pump

wait until full

done.

Would this work?

MixMaster (not verified)

No, breasts are made of tissues and fat, not a cavity that one can simply fill. 

 

 

RoseyInflating
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Mixmaster is right! I got tissue and fat on my chest, breasts are not like balloons!

Lopni

You can start with your mouth if your beloved doesn't mind ^_^

You'll quickly find that blowing into nipple does nothing, sucking a nipple alone doesn't give you any milk

inside it's a totally awesome hi-tech factory on the border of sci-fi - twelve departments, each with an independent production line and a storage container, with fat keeping the good stuff warm 24/7, delivery is distributed all around the areola with a separate valve on each little channel. You have to put like half of the breast in your mouth to take anything from it (or push inside). Me thinks breasts are the most amazing and advanced organ in the whole body. Don't mess with it ^_^

You might want to repeat what HF and Dan already tried - no taking odds, just pure fun

Drybonesx

Yep this. 

 

Though one one of my female friends told me when she was with her previous boyfriend he would suck on her breasts for a short time everyday and it made them grow a bit. Pretty sure she was screwing with me though... 

 

 

 

 

I'm mean. 

Another Canadian Guy
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That's a good point, they are like high-tech factories. Coca-Cola probably "borrowed" the designs from them.

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AirPump
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I don't mean to sound rude, but this all comes down to basic human anatomy. A quick romp through Wikipedia or a Google search will tell you all you need to know.

As for you, Drybonesx, yes it is very possible to stimulate lactation this way. Before the advent of hormone suppliments, that's how wet-nurses we able to produce without having to be pregnant themselves.

Fill 'er up!

Margeret Moonlught
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Not how boobs work, Bud. At all. Boobs are hopes and dreams, Love and passion, Tissue and fat, Not balloons.

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Another Canadian Guy
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Well, there is saline inflation, but that's a drip down method and doesn't go that big. Plus, it hurts and if done incorrectly can be very harmful.

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kidquetzal

Ok...

Good job asking here first though, I guess?

 

 

 

Another Canadian Guy
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It's better someone asked, rather than actually done.

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