Howdy ho, Friends. It's around 1:40 in the morning at the time of me writing this, I'm not drunk-tired yet, Lets fucking go!
So tonight/today I offer an interesting question to you all.
'What is your origin story for this site?'
By this I mean, Well, What exactly drove you to join this site, And what were your early days here like, Etc etc etc.
Might be a little vague but I'm having a hard time putting this into words, The sleep drunk thing is rearing it's head on me. But if y'all can understand the ramblings of a short, Young woman with slight anger issues and an unhealthy addiction to EDM, Please do tell your Origin Story.
Me is curious???
Mine was Violet Beauregarde's blueberry inflation scene in the 1971 Willy Wonka movie. I was maybe only five and found it very alluring for some reason. We had the movie on tape and I often just FF to that scene, and it excited me in the same way as Slave Leia. I'd watch that short scene over and over again, ignorant of what was inevitably my sexual awakening. Even to this day I think my favorite 5 second clip of any movie is...
'Violet! What are you doing now?! You're blowing up!'
*As Violet begins to inflate, her red belt strains under the tension*
'I feel funny!'
* Belt pops off*
I only wish the newer version were better, but this is quite possibly where the majority of us started. In addition to this I absolutely adore pregnant women... maybe not so much the 'expansion' as their taut, round belly. I don't however much care for fat chicks or other forms of expansion.