Will we ever find another way to inflate IRL?

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CobaltSnake
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Will we ever find another way to inflate IRL?

Hey guys, Let's hope I don't post this one 30 times again, eh? I was curious if anyone has any theories on inflating their body? Do you think we'll come across any type of substance we can use? What would it do?

I think I've had too much...

Another Canadian Guy
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Oh, I friggin' hope so, but for right now it's more a matter of how our bodies contain substances. I'm told you can inflate your skin or the fatty layer with saline water, but I don't want to risk anything myself. Since the body can't really hold liquid in the skin or muscle long term, nor can it stretch too much, I think we're SOL for now. 

Sure would love if there was a belly solution I could use, that'd be fun!

(Not on here too often, replies might be slow.)

Margeret Moonlught
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Maybe someday in the far, Far future, When I take over and rule the world from inside a giant mecha, Some kinky scientist will figure out a way.

We'll just have to settle for flinging a fleshlight into the future.

 

 

 

oh my god i am so sorry that was awful-

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firnov
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Can i vote for you already?

MARGERET MOONLUGHT 2016!!

And boom goes the inflatee

Margeret Moonlught
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FIRST ORDER WHEN I TAKE OVER

WE PUT GLITTER ON EVERYTHING

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MixMaster (not verified)

Oh god, not the glitter, anything but the glitter...

Lopni

(slowly backs to the door)

mmmay bbe it'll be more fun to put glitter of everything on us, than for us to put glitter on everything?..

sugarhigh
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AND SILLY HATS,

your friendly nighberhood Puffy Cheek Lover!

Margeret Moonlught
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NO

NO

NO

WE USE FUCKING WOLFJOBS

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InflatedBellyBoss

WOLFJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB, FUCK YES.

Or just ignore me, that's fine.

hentai enthusiast
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NO GLITTER IS ANNOYING, IT STICKS ON EVERYTHING

Fairlane

That flipping alliteration though!  Woulda been better with "...ruling the world as the mecha monarch Margaret Moonlight, magnificent master maven of meta-science" or some such, but it is good as is.

firnov
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It would be awsome to find the holy-grain of inflation and a girlfriend who want to use it.

But i think the only (real live body) inflation stuff are enema's and stuffing. Or we just need inflation suits.

I hope some farmers breed some super kidney-beans that makes a lot of stomach gasses. It would be really smelly but still awsome

And boom goes the inflatee

R03Master

>the holy-grain of inflation

Bread dough rising inflation with GMO yeast?

Bubblez101

I know this sounds a little gross... but one night I managed to "inflate" a little by facing my butt upwards and sucking in air through my anus. You know how having your ass up in the air makes you fart easier? Well, that's what I did to manage this but by sucking in the air continuously and not letting any of it out.

It felt really weird and I got sore after a bit, but I did grow a nice little belly which was awesome I guess. I dunno if this is safe or recommended though, probably not, but it was a nice change. Unsurprisingly, I let out a massive fart when I had enough but I was left with a faint feeling of discomfort for a while after until it eventually went away. My belly had long went down with the fart but I held it all in long enough to enjoy it.

I think I've only ever did it a few times, it's hard to keep all the air in without farting your guts out and it can start to get very tight.

Penner

Aspiring body-modders could attempt having a peritoneal catheter, as used in a specific form of dialysis, installed by a medical professional. I imagine straight saline could be used in place of a dialysate. It would be pretty dangerous though, as body-mods tend to be.

MixMaster (not verified)

While I don't see it as something that will be a reality within our lifetime or even affordable, I wouldn't be surprised if gene therapy wouldn't be the next step in cosmetic medical procedures able to produce the results one would be looking for.

darth_clone19
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Another way? Is there a way, then? Oh, you mean bloating yourself with an enema. Oh, ok.

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Lopni

well if the purpose is to feel like a balloon then i'd really, really recommend orbing ^_^

just feel that bubble bounce sending you flying across the training hall as if you're nothing but a balloon!