Guess who? It's CobaltSnake back with another question that really just asks for your creativity rather than getting you horny. Now that I think about it, I feel like a waste.
Anyway, if you could design an inflation spell, what's it called? How would it work? What part of the body would it inflate? What does it inflate the body with? What purpose would it have? Most importantly, who would you use it on?
Sphere of serenity
This spell creates an invisible sphere for several minutes. Everyone spelling "pop", "explode", "burst" and any other words and expressions with similar meaning in any language within this sphere - inflates by the number of gallons equal to Experience Level of magic user. One inflation per one targeted word, any number of times for the duration of the spell. Successful save negates the effect. Three saving throws are made: for the effect to start, for overfill to start, for popping.
Legends tell of a mage who liked inflation matches but used to get annoyed by unrestrained cheers and jeers of the crowd. She developed this spell to instill restraint within fans of the teams, so that she could quietly enjoy the show
Level 3 / AOE sphere 30 feet diameter up to 300 feet away / Duration 5 minutes / Saving throw negates the effect