Salamander man is real

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kidquetzal
Salamander man is real

He's real. I saw him out there on a cold winters night.

 

 

He was really tall and the chill nights frost seemed to evaporate off his burning skin, but I only caught glimpse. It was not long after I heard a shriek from the forest. I was with a friend, but he claimed to not recall the event. Perhaps he was traumatized or perhaps it was the shrooms.

 

Anyhow. Please feel free to share your Salamander Man experiences.

george__xaxa

£5 says Margaret has something to add

WinglyKing

I got nothing. This is pointless.

In my Utopia there will be helium, lots of helium

ballooningbitch
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What dimension were you in? How many chromosones? 

Margeret Moonlught
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Margeret Moonlught
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For newcomers to this handy thread that have no idea what's going on, This should help.

BI.org’s very own metamorphic incomprehensible memetic fractal entity 

Margeret Moonlught
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update: that was the wrong link.

BI.org’s very own metamorphic incomprehensible memetic fractal entity 

AirPump
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"Salamander" Man? Watch out, he'll slither up on you an look adorable, then detach his ass and scamper away, but only if it's moist enough.

Fill 'er up!

SirFrancisThe3rd
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I prefer me a good old fashine pink guy

Well, it's been fun

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