If they made a new wonka moive, who would you want to blow up into a blueberry?

Skinny bratty boy that plays pranks
7% (4 votes)
Skinny bratty appearance obsessed girl
40% (22 votes)
A competitive jock boy
24% (13 votes)
Butch goth girl
29% (16 votes)
Total votes: 55
Blueberry boy 88

Also how would you want it to happen?

firnov
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The factory want to get rid of the bad gum. But by exident the gum is shipped to Europe. In Europe it gets in the hands of the goth girls. The girls eat the gum and get a big explosive suprise.

And boom goes the inflatee

Lopni

yeast is so uplifing in cookies from Delfts Blauw cookie can! https://www.marktplaats.nl/cookiewall

haven't you heard receding pleas for help from above when in TUD campus? ^_^

firnov
firnov's picture

Hahaha. I know the delft-blauwe koek blikken (cookie boxes). I hope they have blueberry taste cookies so i can gove them away

And boom goes the inflatee

hentai enthusiast
hentai enthusiast's picture

i would like it to happen to myself

Margeret Moonlught
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All you needed to say was 'butch goth'.

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PurpleWine333
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Competitive jock boy, that's what you get for being such an over achiever D:<

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!

Time for a nice, healthy dose of CHAOS

Blueberry boy 88

Awesome, :-)

Feroxodon

I prefer male inflation, so I'd love to see an overachieving, hypercompetitive jock type become a blueberry. 

I'd imagine that Wonka mentions that he's working on a gum that is so juicy, it never loses its flavor. The boy takes it as a challenge, and pops it into his mouth to prove he can make it lose its flavor, and of course, figures out that the gum is a little more juicy than he bargained for! 

Blueberry boy 88

That's an amazing scenario :-)   I like your thought process.:-)

Violetishot (not verified)

Tim Burton would have to do it though !!

george__xaxa

He already did do one. You can honestly find no one new to direct? We might as well have a AnnaSophia robb play violet then.

BttrfliesNHurricanes (not verified)

Not going to lie I wouldn't mind a current Annasophia Violet redux. The real question to ask is who would you want directing the new Big budget Wonka prequel. Whoever directs that will probably do the sequel being the chocolate factory movie we all love. 

Violetishot (not verified)

Tim Burton would have to do it though !!