Noisy Belly

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yummybelly
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Noisy Belly

How would I be able to make my belly loud?

 

Yes this is a pretty stupid question but I love the noise of a gurgling, bubbly belly.

 

Some days I can manage to make my belly gurgle and sound upset but other days I struggle. I tried eating and drinking the same foods that cause the effect but then it doesn't work and other times it does.

Does anyone have any specific foods or drinks that may bloat me and cause loud, prolongued gurgling sounds?

firnov
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This traditional recept can help: Kidney beans, union , thick bacon and mustard. This recept makes a lot of people really bloat.

And boom goes the inflatee

yummybelly
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Ahhh thank you so much!!! :)

firnov
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No problem. I hope you like it.

And boom goes the inflatee

Fleetingsanity
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Eating a union would make anyone bloat.

Falcon Pawnch!

Margeret Moonlught
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I wouldn't recommend eating a whole Union. That's technically cannibalism.

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Margeret Moonlught
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This might just be a personal thing, But I find that an absolute crap load of chocolate is an amazing way to get a noisy belly.

Not that I would recommend doing this, It also gives you a wicked bad stomach ache. But, It's effective.

That or just down an entire bottle of Margarita Mix over an hour, That works too.

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yummybelly
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Ah thanks! Yeah chocolate seems

to do the trick and haha I'm not worried about an upset stomach, that's for sure. Already deal with those frequently due to spicy foods. Thanks for the tips!

Drybonesx

Please don't overdo it on the chocolate there are lots of serious problems that can incur from having too much too often.

I'm mean.